Leeds banter 3

16 May 2024 18:57:28
I am so nervous, Baz gis a cuddle. I got beers in, pizza in and my bar ready with surround sound, don't let me down my beloved club. MOT.

16 May 2024 19:50:26
Have faith Stevie my little padua, we are good to go 😁.

16 May 2024 20:57:00
Cuddle and big hugs Dougie pal
THREE of them .

1st half masterclass 💪💪💪.

16 May 2024 22:13:00
Definitely the best we have played all season! Like I said Baz, Take it to them for 90 minutes. Good to see everyone smiling today though. That crowd was unbelievable!

17 May 2024 00:19:40
Well said Hooksie indeed.

16 May 2024 16:34:34
Well I guess in the next 4 hours or so we find out how far we've on our journey and indeed what are journey was?

No luck no moans just get with the job and get it done.

16 May 2024 17:52:46
Well said Prime.

16 May 2024 15:15:36
A performance matching Ipswich at home will do for me. Somehow I expect we will be put through the emotional wringer again, hopefully not. Come on Leeds!

16 May 2024 16:16:17
Yes feath. Wringer indeed. Always the way.
I'm off to a gig tonight with another leeds fan. There is a ban on looking at our phones for the score incase it spoils the evening!

16 May 2024 16:19:12
Would be great to win easy. but 1 nil is far more likely.

17 May 2024 00:15:52
I got my wish! Fantastic atmosphere.

16 May 2024 14:52:24
Last 15 years of EFL Championship Play Offs winners;

Teams finishing 3rd - 9 promotions
Teams finishing 4th - 4 promotions
Teams finishing 5th - 4 promotions
Teams finishing 6th - 2 promotions

Now those stats should make us feel a bit better eh 🤔👍👍👍👍.

16 May 2024 16:17:51
Possibly more chance of a correct OP prediction lol 😆

than this current form Leeds United starting line up scoring FOUR goals tonight

Fat and zero chance.

16 May 2024 16:19:51
Err so last 19 seasons Woody .

16 May 2024 16:21:59
Correction Dill . the human numpties are


How about an Artifical Intelligenve VAR . remove all bias and other undesirable human foibles.

16 May 2024 19:27:12
Yes 19 Baz I’ve just checked it on the calculator, bloody abacus has to go! 👍🙃🙃.

16 May 2024 20:56:31
Baz you’re such a plonka, yet again you are wrong, wrong, wrong.
In fact you are wrong. 😉.

16 May 2024 21:11:04
Baz What would you remunerate them in? Bitcoin?

16 May 2024 13:01:53
VAR - so Man City v Wolves penalty given to CIiteh. Apparently a five member panel looked at this and voted 3-2 that it should not have been given. What's the effing point. VAR needs scrapping. It take a panel long after the match, which splits 3/ 2 having looked at every angle for lord knows how long. ( an apology is then sent to Wolves, great that sorts that out then)

Let's just go back to the spontaneous game of football, we have been on the rough end of all sorts of decisions - var will not change a corrupt ref.

Tonight will see us win, 2-0 with second coming with 5 minutes left giving us relief after hanging on to 1-0 for what seems an eternity. EFL would then not need to keep playing until Canaries equalize. Book yer tickets to the smoke my friends.

16 May 2024 15:14:25
Var is sh! te.

16 May 2024 17:27:54
Dill you are correct. Newcastle should have been given a penalty last night.
For the foul on Gordon. Plain as day.
Absolutely pish!

16 May 2024 07:55:04
I believe they will come and park the bus tonight they will look to win the game on pens as out keeper has never saved a pen we will need to score quickly and then hold on to it, also they have a few doubts which will be advantage to us come on boys it our game 2.0 win.

16 May 2024 08:35:14
Don’t think you’re far off with that one Whitey!
If we can get a goal early, which I think we will go for with a raucous crowd, they will have to open up, which will play to our strengths.
Conversely, I dread the thought of us opening with a high tempo and press, and them countering and sneaking one, and THEN sitting back for the rest of the game. A proper dicey one this game, and it really could be decided by one mistake from either side, or penos.

16 May 2024 10:09:36
Bright I do hope your right and agree a this will be a tricky game home crowd will help hopefully,

16 May 2024 10:59:51
Yeah. Nervous a poo about this.
Think we should win. Think we are the better team but if they score first. Guarantee they will bring on 5 defenders at half time.
Can’t see him changing line up either.
Bloody 3am kick off too.

16 May 2024 11:43:14
Norwich have a bad away record ( 19th out of 24 in Champo) and their main weakness is defending/ conceding goals.

So although Wagner's natural instincts may be to park bus ; that is better for Leeds because it will negate somewhat Norwich strength of scoring goals.

The big question is WHO is able to score for Leeds. very few is the answer

Hope Rutter and Summerville prove me wrong and either or preferably both score.

Must keep a clean sheet. no concession .1 nil win to Leeds .

16 May 2024 15:16:33
Nice info, Baz and agree, hopefully our more creative players perform tonight. They're due a performance.

16 May 2024 16:23:14
Indeed Dill .

16 May 2024 07:37:28
Just wondering what other posters thought of Archie being deployed again in that same advanced role as attacking midfielder.
It’s fair to say that he didn’t really create anything in that game at Carrow rd, but the whole team was more in a defense mode.

Should we play more offensive at Elland rd I personally would like to see him in that same position.
Don’t thing we’ll see any other changes, defense looked solid so no need to make changes, Kamara and Gruev will continue and Jimmy and Gnonto on wings and although Rutter not firing on all cylinders, I s.

16 May 2024 08:11:38
If ain't broke OP, think we have enough to win tonight, can see us playing much better up front tonight. Jimmy will shine as he knows he's one game away from the showroom, Rutter will be on it tonight too as he's had more time for recovery. I have a genuine good feeling about tonight, and when we qualify, not if I will be going to Wembley either through my membership or hospitality, these days don't come round often in your lifetime and tgere is no better way of going up if you are successful.

16 May 2024 08:37:12
I agree. I think he will stick with the same line up, much to the frustration of quite a few everywhere. Hope the crowd is enough to bring the very best out of every player, but particularly Gio, Cree and Willy! #nervous.

16 May 2024 11:48:10
It will probably be same line up . which will mean Leeds United will likely score at best 1 goal in 90 mins.

If Norwich score Leeds are going out imo ( probably on dreaded pens)

#essentialcleansheet.

16 May 2024 13:32:25
Agree Baz. Leeds have to score to win.

16 May 2024 14:57:46
ONE MORE TIME! Scared football will not get us promoted. Go and put Norwich under pressure for the whole 90 minutes plus. 40,000 Leeds fans at home against a team that leaks goals away and DF is going to play a defensive team. Norwich fans will be singing that song that you all don't like to hear.

16 May 2024 16:26:06
Agree about not playing scared football. positive football without being reckless. clean sheet imperative.

15 May 2024 19:35:54
Dougie - I would be available for half time should DF need the boys pepping up. As for the trenches I would be more tan happy to give you a leg up to help you over the top! 😄.

15 May 2024 20:33:09
Sounds like a scene from tme superlative "BlackAdder Goes Forth " TV series

Dougie evidently playing the character, Baldrick 😂.

15 May 2024 20:47:55
Cheers Blackadder, we know how much he wanted to go over the top. 🤣.

16 May 2024 07:14:26
Same page there Baz, we're like brothers, but I'm the positive good looking one🤣.

16 May 2024 11:50:35
Hehe Dougie . ok . but I am the far wiser and cleverer one 💪😆. and much taller too 😀.

15 May 2024 18:50:48
News from today regarding Summerville:

"TEAMtalk understands that Summerville will not look to force Leeds United's hand this summer by asking to leave in the event they fail to secure promotion to the Premier League.

The winger is extremely happy at Elland Road - where he is on a contract to 2026 - and would not look to rock the boat by trying to force a move elsewhere. "

I know some of you have assumed different because he's not in great form atm (no one is) , but I'm inclined to believe that he is enjoying his time at Leeds. This, although some can say it's paper talk, confirms my thoughts on Cry. He's Leeds so let's back him!

15 May 2024 20:35:29
Aha the naivety of young Dill.

If CS is still a Leeds player. next season, regardless of division Leeds are in, I will be uber surprised.

15 May 2024 21:52:06
Haha, I would too tbf, mate.

Guess my point was, for now he's still our best player and he needs to start tomorrow, so let's back him.

Until then let's leave out all the presumptive opinions about him checking out or saying things like "his heads been turned", when reality is everyone single player in the team has struggled with the pressure the last month or so. If he's said to the press he's dedicated to the cause, then hopefully he shows it tomorrow and fires us into the final!

15 May 2024 22:23:00
This isn’t the first time Cree has been quoted as saying this. He has actually himself, and thro his agent / management team, been making similar statements throughout the season. A departure if we do fail to gain promotion, might not be purely of his own doing. I’m 50:50 on the reliability of these quotes to be honest.

15 May 2024 23:38:23
Jimmy showing his class. What's virtually inevitable as well as transfer interest is club negotiations over the summer for an improved contract. 30 goal involvements over a season will not go unrewarded. The reward shall be greater if we are promoted and even more so if he scores tomorrow night and then again at Wembley.

16 May 2024 06:18:38
Good points, chaps.

Hopefully he finds his form again tonight and makes us all happy!

15 May 2024 10:24:48
Villa in the Champs League - amazing what can be done with the right signings over a sustained period. Congrats to them.

15 May 2024 11:38:10
Agree Alf. They done well.

15 May 2024 11:43:40
And a good manager Alf! 👍👍.

15 May 2024 15:14:38
Thought they should’ve kept Gerard personally.!
Problem is now for Dick Emery he’s set his marker now, fans will demand the same or better from now on.
They’ll definitely need some better players in the summer and spending now is not easy to do although they will get some revenue for the CL which they will likely struggle in with no experience.
They have done well though in a short space of time.

15 May 2024 20:18:10
Good manager, good squad, good prospects coming through. Pains me a little to say, but they're a quality outfit these days.

Interested to see what business they do in the summer.

15 May 2024 20:36:34
"Congrats to the Vile", Cuppa?
Blasphemy!

15 May 2024 23:39:35
What Baz said. Once upon a time, we Orta have bagged Watkins and Emery but it was Orta at the helm.