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04 May 2024 05:26:28
Call me the eternal optimist, a dreamer, or just plain crazy, but I have another of my gut feelings.

Leeds will beat Southampton
Huddersfield will beat Ipswich

and as a result we will be automatically promoted.

I only hope it is as correct as my previous gut feelings.

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04 May 2024 06:34:11
Let the journey begin Jungle! On On On!

04 May 2024 07:06:56
This is it boys, judgement day! Good post Jungle, and I pray ? you are right mate, but if not, dry your eyes mate as it’s off to Wembley we go ? we are all wounded but a good team performance today against the Saints bodes well for the play offs. DF needs to put a huge marker down today to say, ‘we are Leeds, we want this more than you’ nothing less than our strongest possible team needs to be on that pitch, and the players on that pitch need to leave everything they have on it, nothing less will suffice! Alright, we have been hurt, but we have a second bite at the cherry, and how many teams would give their right arm for that opportunity, stop sulking Leeds, seize this opportunity and you will go down in Leeds United history, come on Daniel, come on Leeds, let’s do this MOT ALAW ????????.

04 May 2024 07:57:43
I have a feeling also Jungle

A feeling that you didn't go bed yet have downed to much alcohol and had a " good idea " and are now talking silly with a phone in your hand ?

We probs beat Saints alright

But Ipswich will clobber udders

Not sure about playoffs, as it's just a Leeds thing to be rubbish at them once again ?.

04 May 2024 08:05:49
Rousing speech Sir Woody Churchill

Think Leeds will win narrowly
Leeds 2 Saints 1

But the devotees of Crufts will get beat easily

Ipswich 3 Huddersfield 0

So.

Brush up on your singing of " Wemberley Wemberley we are the famous Leeds United. "

04 May 2024 08:16:11
I’m not sure what I think. Anything could happen. I think we will beat saints but my head says tractors will trounce the dogs.
My heart says two tractors sent off in first half and five dodgy pens awarded to the dogs and they hold off a tractor 4 goal added time fight back to win 4-5.

04 May 2024 08:35:18
You may mock the source of my gut feeling Chris x 2 (none of your theories are correct I might add ?) , but I have only had "gut feelings" like this twice before.

Both times they were correct, even though the predicted outcomes were considered to be unlikely.

That is why I remain hopeful and, to be doubly sure, have put my money on both Saints and Ipswich winning.

Me backing anything is the kiss of death. ?.

04 May 2024 09:05:56
What were the 2 previous correct "gut feelings" Jungle?

Any details?

04 May 2024 09:41:53
Think ? one was you and George talk bollcks and the other one was Leicester would be champions.
Can’t argue with that form x.

04 May 2024 10:00:04
I don't get them often Baz.

First time was March last year to beat Wolves scoring 3+ goals and more recently last month to beat Middlesborough scoring 3+ goals.

There must be a posting history somewhere if you wanted to check it.

04 May 2024 10:01:43
Oh and I forgot to mention you could ask any of my mates in my punters about what happens when I bet on something.

04 May 2024 10:45:13
Great post jungle, and I’ve had the same bet today an all. Leeds and the Terriers both to win (calling then the Terriers today, not The Dogs, because I’m their biggest fan for one day only - what have I been reduced to ?‍♂️)
??? are going to choke and lose 2-0 and Leeds, a late Joe Geldhart goal (85th minute sub, scores in 98th minute) . Leeds go up, Baz starts calling for Farke to be crowned manager of the year, (the other) Junior Firpo is worshipped as a God throughout Yorkshire

My bet was just a double, Leeds and udders to win, it wasn’t all the other details but don’t worry, it’s nailed on.

04 May 2024 11:14:33
OK cheers Jungle. Yep I remember the Boro one.

04 May 2024 16:26:33
Is that what your ☠️?‍? told you?





 

 

 
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