Leeds Banter

10 May 2024 19:02:59
looking forward to youth cup on FA player app ~ big task.

10 May 2024 14:24:10
Apparently it’s about when Piroe scored against Southampton and Cry never went to celebrate with him or congratulate him. If you watch the clip you will see what everyone is talking about. Something or nothing, you make your mind up 🤷🤷.

10 May 2024 14:53:30
Did anybody celebrate with him?

10 May 2024 14:59:16
Cree has been great for us this season, but I get the impression he may be a little too big for his boots. Let’s see what the play offs bring, and what happens with him afterwards, but I believe we would benefit more from a real “side before self” player plus his market value reinvested.

10 May 2024 09:59:19
How do we feel about the situation with Jimmy and Joel?
If its true should they still be playing as it is clearly affecting the Team?

For me I would leave them both out as it is side before self everytime

Thoughts please?

10 May 2024 10:15:18
What situation?

10 May 2024 10:18:20
Sorry, I have missed this. What situation Coxy?

10 May 2024 10:23:26
I’m not sure what the story is about with these two players, if any? Certainly there was was a disagreement on who should have taken that penalty but if there is any bad feelings between these two they much get rid of it immediately or at least put it to the side for the sake of this promotion play off.

As in normal life like you and I, not everyone sees everything eye to eye and some take it a step further.
If there is any truth about a falling out it’s up to Farke as their manager to sort it out.

As for leaving them out of the match day squad, absolutely not.

10 May 2024 13:31:40
Whatever. Drop piroe. Unfortunately played out of position means he has not contributed as much as Jimmy. No brainer. Not piroes fault but we need our best 11.

10 May 2024 13:39:54
Piroe taking pens since start of season (and hadnt missed any too should add ) . so evidently the official pen taker

So outrageous that ' all about me " CS should then wrestle and snatch the ball off him for his own personal glory and disturb team harmony

Weak captaincy. CS should never have been allowed to do so

Weak DF too.

10 May 2024 14:16:14
That’s being presumptuous Baz, we have no idea at all what goes on behind the scenes, if anything at all. It could be simply a made up story to stir up us Leeds fans and they love to do that, don’t they?!

10 May 2024 14:47:33
"we have no idea at all what goes on behind the scenes, if anything at all" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣.

10 May 2024 14:56:15
Nothing to do with stats baz. You going with opinions on this.
Run goals assists or scored by min. Back yourself you hound dog.

10 May 2024 07:51:58
Pressed send by accident.
To continue I’m curious what the data would be on our missed chances on goal is this season?
Out of curiosity I looked backed on our game at Carrow rd earlier this season and we had so many missed chances on goal in the first half and went 2-0 down at half time.
Second half we managed to put some of our many more chances away and won the game 2-3.
We do posses a lot of fine talent in attack but sadly the chances they don't bury in the net is probably statistically very high.

10 May 2024 08:34:12
According to the xG table we have averaged 1.6 this season and scored 1.76, so are weirdly putting away more than expected. I didn’t expect that as like you felt we were wasteful!

Norwich have scored 1.72 off 1.37 xG so are more clinical based on that.

On an individual level Rutter has the worst xG to goals in the league (11.47 vs 6)

10 May 2024 09:53:36
For me, the Xg stat is another media led waffle statistic generated mainly for discussion, and increased gambling. Means nowt. Everything is slowly turning American, so I expect soon we will be voting for MVP rather than MOTM.
Give me the traditional stats every day of the week!
But yes, I’m sure there is data there which says we’ve missed an unbelievable number of “chances”.
Perhaps a call into Baz in Dictionary corner on Countdown could produce an informative definition of the word “chance”……. 🤔🤔🤔.

10 May 2024 10:06:37
That is curious Brockley, I thought that would have been much higher.
As you’ve mentioned there, Rutter being the most wasteful, certainly earlier in the season he missed many opportunities on goal. His creativity and assists have somewhat made up for that but for our most expensive player ever that we have paid for and the huge potential that surrounds him, he should be scoring more.
I don’t want to criticize him too much because I really do think he will improve even further and he does look like he really loves being at Leeds Utd.
If anything, for me he lacks a bit of aggressiveness on the pitch or that bit more desire/ passion whatever you what to call it.
But then again I do think there are several of our players atmo who need to display more animation on the field, more vein bulging on the neck, fist pumping in the air and encouraging each other more, instead of the slumping of the shoulders and bickering that seems to be going on recently.

We’ve got the talent I have no doubts about that it’s just that extra bit of desire which evades us.
The players after a long grueling season in this damned league do look a little short in energy and I know it’s something that George makes a point about rotation, for me it’s purely in their minds, the players themselves have allowed themselves to fall off the cliff metaphorically speaking, they are far too conscious of themselves making individual errors which saps the confidence and belief as individuals and collectively.


It’s up to the players now to dispose of their negativity, as quickly as they brought it onto themselves they can about turn and show bravery and desire to win promotion.
They have the key to success, if they want it.

10 May 2024 11:32:30
Although there is talent in iur front line .

One wonders how much actual desire there is from 2 or 3 to get Leeds over the line.

George has alluded to players " downing tools ' and with 8 points from 8 games thar looks nore evident than any other explanation for " loss of form"

Get DJ if fit in starting line up for Sunday its essential.

10 May 2024 14:20:08
One player is not going to change our fortunes Baz and you know that. For sure something has unsettled the team and whatever it is they need to change their direction of thoughts back to winning ways again, or quite simply it’s another season in the Champo.

10 May 2024 15:21:53
"One player is not going to change our fortunes" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣. Do you mean like Leif Davis for example?

10 May 2024 15:32:18
Hopefully a fit DJ playing well again, his form for the the few games prior to getting injured was woeful, but if back on song will definitely be better than WG.

10 May 2024 17:21:21
And how exactly would LD have changed our fortunes? And don’t make me laugh by quoting his stats this season, as there is no guarantee, or chance, in any world that they are simply transferred to our results. That is a child level assumption. In fact, as childlike as your humour.

10 May 2024 17:29:50
George, I don’t need an invitation from your childish posts to respond, so I won’t.
You are incapable of posting anything interesting anyways.

10 May 2024 07:42:26
If you look back over this season and even recent seasons we do have a very unhealthy record of missed chances on goal. I’d be curious what.

10 May 2024 09:55:43
I’d be curious in general as to “what”!?
It is my most often used word / question when reading the odd couple’s posts on here, particularly those of Walter Mitty.

10 May 2024 10:27:35
Indeedy Brighty 👍.

10 May 2024 14:10:56
1. Hyperbole
2. You’re prediction was wrong
3. Wrong again OP.

10 May 2024 15:00:35
Lol Woody! 🤣🤣🤣.

10 May 2024 15:51:06
Oh and I forgot to mention;

4. My man DJ
5. Pablo
6. Gashlier

😂😂😂😂.

10 May 2024 17:24:57
Don’t forget the simple transfer of LD’s stats into our own league performance.
Buy the player, own the goals and assists, but not the own goals and missed tackles. Or keep the player 2 YRS AGO, and get the same outcome, but for us! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

10 May 2024 03:43:12
Just read the 90 minute article on top earners in Europe and world football.
That's just insane.
Ronaldo 3.3 million pounds per week. How is that even possible. What can you even do with that much money. It's ridiculous. And his off field earnings are about 46 million pounds a year.
Mbappe 1 million pounds per week.
De Bruyne at 400 thousand pounds a year earns more in a week than I do in 5 years.
Barcelona Sposed to be broke but lay out over a million a week for their top two players. Is de Jong even any good?
Just crazy.

10 May 2024 05:04:14
De Bruyne a week not a year.

10 May 2024 09:57:48
It’s utter filth, Aus, but as in any industry, if the money is there, and there is a willingness to pay those amounts, then it ain’t the individuals fault for accepting it. It’s Generational wealth creation money, which is crazy for sport.

09 May 2024
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Leeds Player Sightings page entitled, Leeds United Legend Mr Howard Wilkinson most deserved ? OBE awarded 8th May 2024

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09 May 2024 23:20:54
Legend.
I’ve always wondered if he was given more time what he could of accomplished?
Proper manager and a great person.

09 May 2024 23:53:04
Top man!

09 May 2024 23:55:30
Sir Howard Wilkinson from my perspective.

09 May 2024 18:16:35
Well I'm going to predict Norwich 0 Leeds 3 and then Leeds 1 Norwich 3. Leeds win 4 - 3 on aggregate and off to Wembley to face Southampton but WBA is not a forgone conclusion by any means for the Saints.

My only worry about a Wembley final against WBA is that we might be ordered to play in the pink monstrosity. as I don't think both Leeds and WBA would be allowed to play in their home kits but I'd have thought Southampton and Leeds home kits wouldn't be deemed a clash of strips so that's my thought process on that one.

I do think as we finished 3rd Leeds should be allowed to play in their all white kit anyway but it's the EFL and they sure love to throw a spanner or two into the works of Leeds United if they think they can get away with it.

09 May 2024 19:41:59
West Brom to beat Saints over 2 legs.

10 May 2024 05:06:33
Cheshire The Canaries will defeat home and away the Unrotated Down Toolers. Lost the dressing room, he has. On Sunday, he'll also lose the first leg.

10 May 2024 06:26:52
Indeed, it will take some turnaround in form and an even bigger change in tactics and coaching to get us promoted.

10 May 2024 09:43:42
Opti has as most likely to get promoted amd most likely home amd away winners v Norwich.

10 May 2024 09:59:42
“Lost the dressing room”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
On what particular inside information are you basing this profound, outlandish pile of toss this time?

10 May 2024 10:08:39
If Ipswich had had Junior Firpo as their LB this season

and Leeds United had had Leif Davis this season as their LB

Is their any poster on here ( bar Bright ☺) , who sincerely believes that ( EPL bound) Ipswich still finish above ( Play Offs bound) Leeds United? 🤔

# The fine margins of getting promoted to EPL fortunes.

10 May 2024 11:39:14
Aha the boisterous language and hypocrisy of Bright.

10 May 2024 11:47:49
So Bright rather than just criticize Geirge pov

feel free to ' speculate ' 🤨🤣as to why this team has fallen off a cliff 8 points in 8 games

Enlighten everyone with Bright wisdom and logic 🤔.

10 May 2024 14:45:52
Bright Zero inside information but the following facts point toward my conclusion:

1. Terrible performances post international break.
2. Terrible points tally post international break.
3. Many goals conceded post international break.
4. Meslier reverting to his worst EPL form of last season (polo mint strategy) .
5. Bizarrely players don't look bothered.
6. Contradictory statements from Farke in pre and post match interviews.
7. Rumoured spats between certain players such as Jimmy and Joel.
8. Rumoured discord between players and DF for failure to rotate causing lethargy (manifesting in weak form and lack of animation on pitch as described above) .
9. Rumoured upset over treatment of 8 minute season Cressy (with his own Dad's tweets still lingering) .
10. Social media content creators opining that Farke has no Plan B with Canaries fans chiming in corroborating.
11. All of this being picked up on by Leeds players, Farke and 49ers hierarchy.

Tends to suggest disharmony among the players and a "lost dressing room".

Call me a bluff old traditionalist conspiracy theorist Walter Mitty character.

Over and out
Walter George.

10 May 2024 15:02:43
No Thanks. I’ll just carry on as I am cheers. That’s what you two do anyway.

10 May 2024 15:10:34
Assumptive, presumptuous and foundationless.
Expected.

10 May 2024 16:09:33
No need to be so critical and self-deprecating of your own posts Brighty.

10 May 2024 16:58:40
OMG Baz, how many times have you praised Ipswich’s success to your hero Maguire? So bearing that in mind if he had Firpo instead of Leif then his skill set to work wonders with his players would have sufficed! Why are you and George so hell bent of predicting our shortfall and losses, I’m sick of reading what we will lose by, why don’t you steady you’re own banter site?, you could call it ‘Victor Meldrew is a Leeds supporter banter site’!

10 May 2024 17:27:46
“No need to be so critical and self-deprecating of your own posts Brighty. “
The attempted intelligent version of “I know you are, but what am I? ”…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

10 May 2024 17:35:27
Baz, You post rubbish you deserve a negative response, you are defending the indefensible, that being George’s ridiculous post.

09 May 2024 11:04:16
Two random questions for others thoughts.
1. Didn't see it but apparently Bayern Munich were denied an equaliser through linesman and referee who both admitted an error. Don't get me wrong. I'm happy Madrid won. I mentioned before about this. Given the amount of money in the game and players ambition, isn't it about time decisions can be reviewed and altered after final whistle? Say within 30 minutes? Too much at stake these days. Especially in any cup or play off game.

2. I got to admit I hate fans singing Leeds are falling apart. I see nothing amusing about us struggling during a game and am def not in the mood to sing when it's happening. Call it humour if you like but I don't see anything funny about it. Annoys me immensely and now other teams are using it to ridicule us. Wish they would stop singing it. Don't you?

09 May 2024 11:51:28
1. anytime Bayern suffers from refereeing is to be applauded.

2.agree. I hate that song . and Leeds fans singing it is embarrassing and dumb.

09 May 2024 12:58:38
2. If we hate hearing them singing the song than stop falling apart! I hate hearing it as well but, unfortunately its true about our team most times.

09 May 2024 14:09:36
Hooksie yes agreed the team need to stop falling apart

but 2) the fans need to stop singing that song in stadiums

It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

09 May 2024 15:43:48
Totally agree about the fans Baz.

09 May 2024 17:47:37
So what do we start singing? ‘Leeds aren’t falling apart again’! 😂😂.

09 May 2024 19:00:17
Bayern Munich falling victim to incorrect refereeing decisions is not something I will lose sleep over.

09 May 2024 20:02:29
Leeds wheels on the bus keep falling off.
Sorry boys and girls, but that was the best I could come up with 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

09 May 2024 19:48:55
Woody

Interim anthem for a week or 2

" We are the famous Leeds United and we're going to Weberley "
.

And after Playoffs heartbreak

Next season LUFC anthem

" Always look on the 🌞 bright side of life . do do do do doo doo do do "

( Chpsen especially for our ❤️ beloved 🌹 rose tinters and 🔥 🥵 hot tubbers )

09 May 2024 19:50:20
Not even a wink 😉 of sleep of Manston.

Indeed there should be street parties in Leeds celebrating 🍾 Bayerns justified misfortune.

10 May 2024 01:20:47
Wasn’t really talking about Bayern more so how important issues should be eradicated if possible. So much money at stake. I’m thinking
Post match goal analysis and adjustment PMGAA in short.
30 min after kick off ref linesman both managers in var room to Review iffy decisions.
If ref or linesman at fault. Dock 50% of match fee.

10 May 2024 09:13:30
For what it's worth, I wanted Bayern to win [since, sadly, both teams can't lose! ]; I despise the idea that Real who would be £B's in debt if they weren't state sponsored "win" all these European cups; greatest club team in history blah blah.

Whilst the mistake was to raise the flag early, and as it transpired they weren't offside, it doesn't follow that Bayern would have gone on to score; Real completely stopped playing and the goalie made no attempt to stop the shot.

On the night, Real deserved the win; let's hope that Dortmund win the final.

10 May 2024 09:19:37
I think it would be a bit harsh to punish a linesman for an error, when players who earn 40 to 100 x what they earn per match make many more mistakes per game. An EPL assistant ref earns £850 a match; top EPL players are earning £2500 per minute of typical playing time [excluding bonuses].

09 May 2024 09:22:25
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