19 Dec 2025 23:23:59
A Burglar breaks into a home at night, it's completely dark, and as he walks down the hall he hear's "Jesus is watching. "
Stiffening, he remains completely still, and when he hears nothing more, he once again begins sneaking down the hall.
After a few steps he again hears, "Jesus is watching, " this time he's had enough and snaps on his flashlight.
Upon shining it around the room, all he sees is a parrot. Relieved, he walks up to the parrot and says, "What's your name little bird? "
The parrot replies, "Moses. "
"Moses? " says the burglar, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses? "
To which the parrot replies,
"The same kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus. "
19 Dec 2025 23:43:08
Best one I’ve heard in ages ???.
19 Dec 2025 23:58:13
An oldie but a goodie Alf.