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01 Jun 2017 14:11:35
If you were appointed the new Leeds coach, who from on here would you take along as your backroom team? I'd take Gummie who seems to be a font of knowledge, Martyn for similar reasons and MM to look after the new Weatherspoons which he assures us is on the way in the south stand.

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01 Jun 2017 14:29:07
George, he never let's anything go so would be good to deal with difficult players. Batty to keep me warm in the long, cold Yorkshire nights!

01 Jun 2017 14:38:01
Sounds like someone else on here curahee

01 Jun 2017 14:43:01
You saying I'm like a dog with a bone aus?

01 Jun 2017 15:48:33
Quite right Cur. I'd have had Taylor signing a 5 year deal for 500 quid a week playing barnstorming football going into fifty fifty tackles with aplomb.

01 Jun 2017 16:08:01
George you disappoint me my friend! £500 p/w? youd spend our entire seasons budget on one weeks of Taylor's wages? !

01 Jun 2017 16:56:42
Thanks Alf, but the new 'Spoons is set for the West Stand. 24 hour drinking is on the cards, topless barmaids and free pints of Old Rosie at half time for us long suffering fans. I don't much care for the team as long as this goes through. We need to cash in on Woody, Pontus and Viera and replace them with Tresor Kandol up top, Bellendshi (back from loan) and Jacob Burns in midfield to balance the books, but we'll all be happy chaps with the Geldered Groupies serving the beers with their puppies out. We're going to need it if I've got anything to do with recruitment! MM

01 Jun 2017 17:01:22
No pleasing some people. I actually think there's a small chance Taylor might stay. Stranger things than Ausman have happened.

01 Jun 2017 17:11:46
Bermondsey would be delighted to be giving rubdowns to players with thigh injuries

01 Jun 2017 17:35:38
George I have to agree. Do we know the details of the contract offer? as far as I've heard he hasn't rejected it out right

01 Jun 2017 18:18:45
Will get to work right a way boss, just let me know what you need me to do.

01 Jun 2017 18:43:53
I'd take Aussie. Reason being we then talk utter rubbish together 😜

02 Jun 2017 00:06:25
If you look keep picking on me. I will do a george! i'm warning you. don't test me. And yes curahee.



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