31 May 2025 07:55:50
A guy sits down at a bar. "Is everything okay? " the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month. "

The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing. a little peace and quiet? "

"Yeah but today is the last day. "

1.) 31 May 2025
31 May 2025 11:24:28
ill start the car Alf.

2.) 31 May 2025
31 May 2025 12:35:30
A chap is telling his mate that he hasn't had any female company for ages. His mate gives him a blow up doll companies phone number. "Give them a ring and order one, you won't regret it. " So he rings them up and tells the sales lady that he wants one that is really realistic. "Ours are the best on the market sir, you won't be disappointed. In fact, when you have had a go give us a call and let us know what you think. " On delivery day the postman notices what's in the parcel and cheekily takes it home to have a go himself, then delivers it the next day. A few day's later the chap rings up about his doll. "Was it as realistic as you hoped for sir? " the lady asks. "It was too realistic" came the reply. " I have caught a dose off it! "