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10 Apr 2014 09:43:58
Hi Everyone Kevin Leeds 52 years here.
Well Mr Cellino welcome to LUFC.
I would like you to understand what the true Leeds fans are. if you are one of these in time you and us will get on like a house on fire.
so what is the true leeds fan.
1 Attends games, ups and downs
2 never watch you tube when we lose to see the goals, who cares.
3 Sex with the wife is a no no when we lose.
4. when we win she gets it whether she wants it or not.
5. kick the dog when we lose.
6. When we win give him a bone.
7. can't enjoy getting drunk when we lose, in fact cannot get drunk.
8. When we win its easy, the beer slows far much better.
9. switches the radio and tele off when we go one nil down, turn it back on in 15 min intervals until we score then keep it on.
10. when we are winning the volume goes up.
11. M.O. T as ring tone.
12. drink tea and coffee from Leeds mug anything else tastes crap
13. blood tests show blue white and yellow cells in the plasma.
14 if a Leeds sticker is in the car, let him out of the junction, if not let them stay there.
15. Hate the bags, if you don't know who they are then you are not Leeds.
Well I hope this clear's it all up for you Mr Cellino but it is fact that we Leeds fans have standards to live up.
Welcome
Kevin Leeds 52 yea
1.) Great post!I am 70 year old woman, so most of it applies to me!, especially switching the radio on and off, I predict a good win on Saturday with a changed team.