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04 Apr 2021 11:47:56
Easter message to Vinegar Viduka.
I had to smile to myself, I can imagine you sat on the floor, legs crossed, Chocolate all round your mouth, and before dinner as well, purring like a kitten, 🀣 yes at last safety is assured. πŸ™
You can now relax, no need for any more tantrums or panic attacks, especially after spending the last 7 months twitching every time you lost, convinced that you would end up in a relegation battle.
Never said it before, but It looks and sounds like you have very little or no confidence in your team at all fella. πŸ‘Ž
Listen to a bit of advice πŸ‘‚, Corky has hinted you should stop your obsession with Villa, that is great advice in my book, calm down on your results, its only football, and for goodness sake, wipe your mouth 🧻

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04 Apr 2021 12:49:30
Who will finish above who villa ratchet?

04 Apr 2021 13:04:12
Lol Vile Dave πŸ˜‚

you are though correct on one thing in your post I did understandably get nervous for Leeds because as you know full well staying up is notoriously very difficult and absolutely HUGE for a newly promoted club! πŸ˜‰

I needn't have been that anxious though as the mighty Leeds United are top 10 and more than staying up playing fabulously entertaining football! πŸ’œβš½οΈπŸ’œβš½οΈ

Thank God I don't support the truly dull inept Vile because I would have hated your previous season's miserably inept results and performances and hugely dubious ( cheating) very near miss relegation.

Still you Vile supporters are used to having truly inept crappy seasons with a win record of just 2 wins in every 8 EPL games or so ( Leeds win record is far, far better with 2 win every 5 games over 500 EPL games )

I certainly enjoy making posts about your Vile club, but hey call it whatever you want Vile Dave no problemo I am not the one forever posting on another clubs Banter forum ( cough cough ) πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜‰

And yes Vile Dave I am certainly enjoying the view of the EPL table . πŸ€£πŸ‘.

04 Apr 2021 13:30:57

04 Apr 2021 13:31:00
ViolaDavis, "stop your obsession" lol πŸ˜‚ says the man with approximately 100 posts on the Leeds forum.

04 Apr 2021 13:57:25
Lol Georgie indeedπŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Oh the irony πŸ˜‰

04 Apr 2021 14:31:43
I will answer you later, just going to have some Lancashire hotpot for dinner. πŸ‘
Don`t forget to wipe your face, all that brown chocolate round your mouth.

04 Apr 2021 14:45:15
'Lancashire hotpot' Vile Dave?
Yet even more porkies from you no doubt .

More likely you are tucking into some fine Yorkshire pudding given how truly Leeds obsessed you have become πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

04 Apr 2021 14:49:11
Stop giving him air time boys.

04 Apr 2021 15:03:01
Yes you are right Canada

My new resolution from now on I shall ( mostly if not totally ) ignore Vile Dave and his lame, repetitive rants.

04 Apr 2021 16:55:48
Nice played Baz, 🎣 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣
Just cannot believe a Master Angler such as VD took the bait so easily, almost swallowed the rod and reel too!

Like fish in a barrel, cannot resist swimming to our vastly superior waters.

just out of interest what did you use for ground bait, little bit of sweet corn?

In fairness you were writing about him not to him although Canada makes a very fair point.

04 Apr 2021 17:18:47
Cheers Class
Yes you are spot on : my original post was about Vile Dave not to him, yet he still got well and truly reeled in 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣 πŸ˜‚

As for the groundbait it was something truly fitting for Vile Dave : mouldy cheese πŸ§€ 🀣.

04 Apr 2021 18:54:40
Which post was that then Vinegar, are you telling porkies again.



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