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19 Mar 2020 23:23:15
Teacher says to the class, if four pigeons were on a fence and one got shot, how many would be left? None Miss says Billy. Why not three says the Teacher? Because with the noise of the gun the other three would fly away says Billy.

Very good Billy says the Teacher, I like the way you are thinking. Billy says, thanks Miss, can I ask you a question now? Of course she says. So Billy asks, if three women were each eating an Ice Cream and one was licking it, one was sucking it and the other one was biting it which one would be the married one?

The Teacher a bit embarrassed says the one sucking it. Billy replies, no Miss, the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you are thinking!

Hope everyone on here and your families are all well.

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20 Mar 2020 10:39:51
LUFC I like your
thinking. 😃😃😃😃.

20 Mar 2020 13:00:45
Feath Martyn told that joke a couple of years ago but it's still a belter. Hope you're good Big Fella. 💛💙.

20 Mar 2020 14:22:25
Yes thanks George, not been on for ages, but have kept reading all the comments. MOT.

21 Mar 2020 01:09:26
Lol 😂😊🔥👍best joke on here ( so far) LUFC ( and Georgey)







 

 

 
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