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17 Mar 2020 09:27:57
Aus having got his Saturday morning oats with his dog reminded me of something that amused me when at Keele Uni. One of my friends was called to Jury Service for a couple of weeks - and in the first case she sat for, the guy's defence was that he was just helping this sheep over the wall when his trousers fell down!?

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17 Mar 2020 10:32:25
It was very noticeable that my friend entered Jury Service as a fairly young, innocent 18-year-old and emerged 2 weeks later a changed woman. The most surprising thing though, is that she lived in Northamptonshire, which is nowhere near Wales.

17 Mar 2020 12:28:46
Clueless.
That really made me laugh. Not the anicdote, but the fact that you went to university! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

17 Mar 2020 15:12:06
That happened to me once. Those sheep are tricksy.

17 Mar 2020 16:22:10
Danum - I guess no universities had yet been established when you were 18.

17 Mar 2020 17:46:09
Clueless. I'd only just finished being shoved up people's chimneys at 18, due to being too big. Fortunately I managed to get a job following horses around with a big shovel! πŸ’©πŸ€£.

17 Mar 2020 18:44:46
In my first year I went to watch Leeds at Stoke in the old Second Division, with four friends, one of whom was also a Leeds fan. We were stood in the home end, surrounded by blokes sporting skinheads or potter's haircuts (think 1980's puddin' basin, but less classy) and, bless her, she jumped up and cheered loudly when we scored. I'm sorry, but self-preservation kicked in so I grunted some abuse at her for cheering the wrong f'in team. That and our half hearted celebration of the two Stoke goals seemed to satisfy the locals sufficiently to stop the hostile stares. I had mixed emotions when the final whistle went, gutted that we'd lost, but also relieved, as I half suspected that had we won, some of those around us might have given us a bit of a kicking just in case we were Leeds, and to let off a bit of steam.







 

 

 
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