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29 Apr 2019 09:14:38
Was on Twitter and there is video of Hourihane punching Klich in the chest with Grealish as cover.

Wonder if the FA will investigate that and issue a post game punishment?

Won't hold my breath.

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29 Apr 2019 09:34:22
Very funny video! I think he needs to get down the gym and practice his punching, Klich hardly moved! If it had been the other way around Grealish would have collapsed to the ground with Shakespearean relish!

29 Apr 2019 09:43:43
"Shakespearian relish". is that like Jeremy Clarkson's "gentleman's relish" but with more prose?

29 Apr 2019 09:54:14
axe, does danum know you're trying to muscle in on his stand-up gig? 😁😁.

29 Apr 2019 11:07:20
a relish by any other name would still taste as sweet and a sin by any other club would not get punished anywhere near as harshly.

a striker a striker my kingdom for a striker

dean smith doth protest too much methinks

the course of the championship never runs smooth

now let's beat the villans in the final and we can all say

alas the championship, I knew it well.

29 Apr 2019 15:41:15
Al. good point

danum. sorry mucks, I will stick to writing your jokes, and not try to air any under my nom de plume

Bermo. brilliant, my attempt has just taken its hat off to a far greater version

Btw. EVERYONE. I am loving all the positivity that is on this site at the moment. We have gone through a few frustrations this season and we are all guilty of having 5he odd moan. But now, at the time of out deepest disappointment of a cracking season, all of us are hugely positive towards our club, our manager, our team. Bloody brilliant. So so proud to support Leeds today.

29 Apr 2019 15:42:39
Not bad Bermo you should take up writing!

29 Apr 2019 18:56:08
Should think so too Axe. 😁😁
Oh and BW, you are a raging thespian! 😉🎭.

29 Apr 2019 19:07:30
i have been ripping off old bill for years, thinking of turning one of his plays into a musical about lions

i also love the positivty. I was gutted we didn't make auto promotion but now have the fun of the playoffs. I honestly don't think we will do it but don't care, we have had a great season played some great stuff and moved forward for me promotion is a bonus not the be all and end all.

bit like the wife is she loses weight great if not i will probably still stay married to her.

{Ed025's Note - your loyalty is commendable bermo..

29 Apr 2019 21:09:49
Bermo.

What a post! Love the last line. POTY so far.

The play about lions. With your connection with Millwall would you title it "Much ado about nothing"? Lions, the Den, crap team?

I'll get me coat!

29 Apr 2019 21:46:11
Sorry about that last sentence, plagiarism at it's best I'm afraid. 😉😉.

30 Apr 2019 07:59:00
play about wall 'much ado about nothing' loved that and already texted that to my family and mates,

much ado about nothing a classic tale of a team who nearly get relegated but season is saved by a run to the fa cup who nearly make the final until a comical keeping error makes the season much ado about nothing again

starring pewee hermin as neil harris
michael cane as a younger steve morrison
and just extras playin everyone else as no one from the club is worth mentioning

and the loyalty to the wife is like leeds up or down you can't change it, my wife was very much champions league when i met her but two kids later she is now more like the first round fa cup defeat to sutton but alas what is a man to do?







 

 

 
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