Leeds Rumours Archive December 02 2016

 

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02 Dec 2016 17:08:26
I think Wood divides opinion much in the same way Lee Chapman did. Now before you all start keyboard bashing saying he's not a patch on Chapman, I remember well back in the day he used to get slated by half of our fans in very much the same way Woody does now.

Maybe this is an omen and Woody will guide us to promotion, much just like Chappy did. Anyhow, to make Woody feel better, I have penned him his own version of the magic hat song. Was just about to post it on a Facebook group page but thought I'd share it with you rabble first: When Chris Wood wants the football, he waves his magic hands and when the ball is played to feet, he kicks it in the stands.

He misses it from two yards, he misses it from eight, but when we win prmotion you'll say he's great! Now I appreciate the talented amongst you (Berm) can do better than that, so come on let's see your efforts so we can judge them and don't just go changing a few of my words - let's see some originality! MM.

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02 Dec 2016 18:01:04
Hahaha love it mick, quality. Maybe, ' when we win promotion you'll effing say he's great'

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02 Dec 2016 19:43:33
Lancs, the last line should read 'but when we win promotion, you'll say he's offing great' but for some reason the eds edited it out (thanks) and it lost its' punch line (if there ever was one) . Sigh MM.

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02 Dec 2016 20:31:29
and they did it again. cheers lads, I won't bother now. MM.

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{Ed001's Note - it was how it came through mate. I didn't edit the initial post, but the second attempt I did and I never did any more than read it and post it. I assumed offing was some kind of in-joke I had missed on here.}

02 Dec 2016 21:21:21
Hahaha brilliant ed. Mick I guessed that may have happened the first time hahaha.

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{Ed001's Note - I was actually being serious. I obviously game MM far more credit than he deserves, when I assumed his typo was a deliberate alteration, rather than a mistake. I should have known better!}

02 Dec 2016 21:36:57
How about this mick . Chrisy wood is magic but some might say he's c**p and when he misses sitters we all just have a laugh. He misses with his left foot he misses with his right but put a ball right on his head he'll set the place alight.

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03 Dec 2016 08:30:33
Not bad lancs.

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03 Dec 2016 09:03:07
Nice on Lancs and thanks Ed001 for believing in me! :-) MM.

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{Ed001's Note - even if my faith is sadly misplaced, I have faith in you Mick. That is why I believe you will get your sister-in-law one day.}

03 Dec 2016 09:41:19
Nice on? I'm beginning to think there is some kind of in joke . Only kidding mick lol.

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03 Dec 2016 11:07:46
I remember the goal Chappers scored that won our promotion like it was only last year. A leap like akin to a graceful salmon into the air, put so much power on the ball that the picture in the YEP showed the pigs bladder was almost a semi circle on his head and it almost broke the back of the onion sack. I guess that is the reason why Leslie Ash had her famous fish lips done out of admiration for his achievement. After the game the LU fans celebrated like true gentlemen around a small village on the south coast.

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03 Dec 2016 10:32:16
She will be mine one day Ed001. Keep the fath - lol (that was for you Lancs) ! MM.

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{Ed001's Note - by then she will have lost all her 'charm' at the rate you are going mate!}

03 Dec 2016 13:29:25
Mick could you add "when he heads the ball he does f all"

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02 Dec 2016 13:45:11
Leeds linked with Bournemouth winger Marc Pugh in a January swoop. Apparently derby also want the lad. Will probably be a bit rusty as he has only played 38 mins this year.

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02 Dec 2016 13:42:55
Leeds tipped to make the Hernandez deal permanent in January.

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02 Dec 2016 18:01:28
Really hope so.

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