01 Aug 2017 21:53:50
Leeds MD Kinnear said tonight we do not expect any new signings to be arriving before the Bolton game.
02 Aug 2017 09:14:59
That ought to quash the rumour of Neymar turning up in time to play at the Macron.
02 Aug 2017 12:47:48
GIW, I heard we we pipped at the post for Neymar by 'Udders as they could guarantee him Championship football in a years time.
02 Aug 2017 13:59:16
I heard (from Jeff) that we had actually paid the fee and are loaning him to Cultural Mayonnaise for two seasons to see if he's good enough for the Championship. MM
02 Aug 2017 17:42:24
LIG and MM, I heard we couldn't agree terms with him because after training sessions Neymar wanted to make some extra cash window cleaning on the side.
02 Aug 2017 21:54:52
GIW. Neymar and George Formby, you never see them in the same room. They can't be, can they?
03 Aug 2017 00:13:43
LIG, wouldn't mind a couple of Neymar's exes playing on my ukulele 😁
{Ed033's Note - That might be difficult, but I'm sure someone could set you up with a George Foreman lookalike.
03 Aug 2017 04:05:07
Not for me Ed033. Beside, I already got a George. Makes meat taste good every time! Any more wise cracks from editorial underlings?