Leeds Rumours Archive August 01 2017

 

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01 Aug 2017 21:53:50
Leeds MD Kinnear said tonight we do not expect any new signings to be arriving before the Bolton game.

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02 Aug 2017 09:14:59
That ought to quash the rumour of Neymar turning up in time to play at the Macron.

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02 Aug 2017 12:47:48
GIW, I heard we we pipped at the post for Neymar by 'Udders as they could guarantee him Championship football in a years time.

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02 Aug 2017 13:59:16
I heard (from Jeff) that we had actually paid the fee and are loaning him to Cultural Mayonnaise for two seasons to see if he's good enough for the Championship. MM

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02 Aug 2017 17:42:24
LIG and MM, I heard we couldn't agree terms with him because after training sessions Neymar wanted to make some extra cash window cleaning on the side.

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02 Aug 2017 21:54:52
GIW. Neymar and George Formby, you never see them in the same room. They can't be, can they?

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03 Aug 2017 00:13:43
LIG, wouldn't mind a couple of Neymar's exes playing on my ukulele 😁

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{Ed033's Note - That might be difficult, but I'm sure someone could set you up with a George Foreman lookalike.

03 Aug 2017 04:05:07
Not for me Ed033. Beside, I already got a George. Makes meat taste good every time! Any more wise cracks from editorial underlings?

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