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23 Jun 2017 09:47:04
Looks like our potential new boy has a cool nickname. Klich was known as 'the penetrator' which is great and got me thinking, maybe we should have nicknames for more of our players. I'll get the ball rolling by suggesting Sako could be known as 'premature ejaculator' because he shoots all over the place but rarely scores. This is just a work in progress lads and I suggest we keep this to ourselves as I wouldn't suggest having PREMATURE EJACULATOR or PENATRATOR on the back of your new Leeds shirt. Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. MM

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23 Jun 2017 10:39:51
Any of our midfield could have the nickname "Virgin" as they've never been into a box (apart from their own which would be medically impossible. )

23 Jun 2017 10:41:03
silverstri the teenage fumbler (enthusiastic but not sure what to do and all fingers and thumbs) Cooper reluctant parent (as we all he is prone to a mistake or ten) Dukara the rapist (he keeps forcing himself in (the team) and no one wants him there) Bridcut, the libraian (he knows what he is doing but is so boring to watch)

23 Jun 2017 11:01:45
"Got Wood"?

23 Jun 2017 11:34:00
We've also got (massive) wood

23 Jun 2017 11:41:22
Well Mick. we have a terminator in defence and a penetrator in midfield, so hopefully it will be Klunk Klich every trip. Ouch, sorry, not been to the pub yet! MOT and DTP UTW

23 Jun 2017 12:27:06
Bit old school that one Vid old boy. Anyway, get yourself down the battle cruiser you let down and happy Friday! UTW DTP. MM

23 Jun 2017 12:56:30
we could call Woody 'nobody', because nobody's perfect.

23 Jun 2017 16:08:17
Come again, everyone?

23 Jun 2017 20:35:56
What about the knob up front?



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