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20 Apr 2018 13:42:55
Celtic have already confirmed. that they will allow Arsenal to talk to Brendan Rodgers. Why haven't we been so quick off the mark about giving permission to speak to Hecky? We really are our own worst enemies!

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20 Apr 2018 15:06:51
Lol. Think the heck is out their price structure.

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20 Apr 2018 15:08:23
Hecky will be sacked after we lose tomorrow and Arsene will be announced on Sunday. That's why he had to announce his departure today. It's fitting we have another Arse (ne) joining the club. He should fit in well.

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20 Apr 2018
New image uploaded to the
Leeds Player Sightings page entitled, For all you doubters out there

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20 Apr 2018 12:19:18
Ok one leg of this Trixie lost but still I walked away with approx £300

{Ed001's Note - you could have walked away with the full 100% of your 0% winnings if you had just invested with myself and Martyn. Don't worry, there is still time for you to take advantage of the amazing opportunity we are offering you. You could start with that 300 nicker....}

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20 Apr 2018 15:27:38
Hi Ed. The bet was a Trixie and from the £40 total stake I walked away with £300 even though leeds lost. If they’ve have won then I could have been on a yacht around the Caribbean

{Ed001's Note - I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about to be perfectly honest. I don't gamble. I was told once to only bet what you can afford to lose so I don't bet...}

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20 Apr 2018 11:55:24
Arsene Wenger announces he is stepping down. Gives time for Arsenal to find replacement. The more likely scenario is that he has realised Heckingbottom is working on a knife edge and if he plays his cards right he could take over from him at Leeds in the Summer. Out of the frying pan .

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20 Apr 2018 13:37:14
i imagine Arsenal will have lined Hecky up as the replacement for Wenger

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20 Apr 2018 13:59:30
If Arsenal have got Heckingbottom lined up I will volunteer to drive him down there myself!

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20 Apr 2018 11:35:54
I wonder what it feels like to have a manager for 22 years. rather than 20 in 2 years.

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20 Apr 2018 13:37:52
I wonder what it feels like to have a manager

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20 Apr 2018 14:23:25
Brilliant Alf 😂🤣😂🤣

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20 Apr 2018 15:08:20
Not heck’s fault boys.

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Football-Rumours Editors Premier League Season Awards

20 Apr 2018 10:34:41
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Football-Rumours Editors Premier League Season Awards

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20 Apr 2018 13:41:29
totally agree that Pep's season has been a failure - with the money spent the league should have been a formality but to fail in the Champs league and to be knocked out of the FA cup by Wigan is a bit of an embarrassing return for 500 million quid

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Review Of The Day 20th April 2018

20 Apr 2018 06:52:18
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 20th April 2018

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20 Apr 2018 13:46:06
thse lines aren't even staight if you look at the direction they go compared with the edge of the penalty box - its like my sawing with the penalty box line where i was supposed to cut and the yellow line where it generally ends up.

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19 Apr 2018 21:09:29
Something else I would like to say, I for one ridiculed Chris Wood and Taylor for going to Burnley, at the time I recall calling them Las Burnley and why would he want to go there! Well for the record I was wrong and I’m sorry because Burnley are a well run club, owned by a bloody good chairman who has all the fans at heart, they have a great set up and a top class loyal manager and they are hoping for Europe, so well done Wood and Taylor as I can now see why you left for Burnley and hopefully one day we can emulate and follow Burnley’s fully deserved success.

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19 Apr 2018 22:04:39
Well said Mike

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20 Apr 2018 08:00:04
Can't argue with that Mike, just wish we could be stable and have some success.

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20 Apr 2018 09:57:59
They’re a very well run club and have been fantastic this season, Wood has scored a few. Taylor got in the team for a few weeks, but watching motd, he not playing recently, is he injured or dropped? How do they do it, only get 10-15,000 at home games.

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20 Apr 2018 11:29:11
Burnley do it as they don't have Orta bringing in second rate playes picked a good manager and allow him to bring his own players in and Radz making stuupid decisions like giving unproven playerss ridiculously long contracts then slamming them for being p-ss poor pathetic new badge and sticking with Orta after seeing him ruin what we had lst year instead of adding quality to what we had then spends half a million to poach Heck from Barnsley one cock up after another yes we have some good young uns coming through but imo need to strengthen 1st team now can't see Orta and Heck giving us what we want

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20 Apr 2018 13:49:09
gate revenues are a very small factor now in football club financing - the majority of money comes from elsewhere like TV deals. LUFC got a windfall of around £7m in revenue from TV last year - one of the biggest in the league but we choose to waste all our money on rubbish. I just go down the tip or the sewage works on a Saturday afternoon these days - there is less cr@p

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19 Apr 2018 18:59:55
Program on Sky Sports 402 tonight at 10pm called “Ken Bates: The Chelsea Years” follow the story of Ken Bates Chairman of Chelsea who guided them from second division football to playing in The Premiership and winning major trophies! After that at 11pm there should be another program, “Ken Bates: The Leeds Years” where he transformed us from a Championship club into a relegated league one club with no money and with no idea who actually owns us, his greed nearly cost us our club and sold us making a massive profit leaving us nowhere and in more debt! Put that on bloody Sky and let’s see him for who he really is!

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19 Apr 2018 19:11:55
I found it bizzare that he spent all that money on those hospitality boxes in the East Stand instead of buying the ground back. I always wondered if he part owned the ground all the time but kept it under wraps.

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19 Apr 2018 20:12:09
The devil incarnate. Came to Leeds with the sole intention of putting us out of business. And damn nearly did. Allegedly my lawyers told me to add

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19 Apr 2018 20:39:46
Bates Always said he wanted us kicked out of the league after wrecking his electronic scoreboard at Chelsea in 84.

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19 Apr 2018 23:17:39
Attended that game kly. think they may have been promoted that day . horrible atmosphere as most games were back then . seemed to spend that period watching other seemingly smaller, less deserving but almost certainly better run clubs than ours getting promoted while we floundered. remember going to stoke two years running for our usual early kick off to avoid trouble and losing 6-2 and 7-2.so it’s not quite as bad as it used to be

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19 Apr 2018 18:15:57
Question for Lucas, I’m your two bets a year man and the grand national picks are names me Nan likes. But seems a certainty that McBurnie will score against us on Saturday so how do I best invest my £5 wager?

{Ed001's Note - I can help you here, if you invest it in my bank account, I will guarantee you a return of 0% for life! You can't say fairer than that...}

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19 Apr 2018 19:09:36
Do you want a partner ed 😁

{Ed001's Note - I am always open to investment offers.}

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19 Apr 2018 19:28:01
Dear Co92. Thanks for your question, it's a very interesting one and certainly one I will advise upon. My prediction for Saturday is a 3-2 loss for the not so mighty whites. The Leeds scorers will be Roofe and Alioski. I totally agree with you, McBurnie getting at least one for the southerners. Barnsley to win 3-2 and Oli McB to score anytime is 45/1 on my investment consultants website, bills hills. I do hopes this answers your questions satisfactorily and I'd highly recommend putting more than a lady godiva on it, you could try to stretch to your car or maybe even your house. Good luck and best regards, Lucas.

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19 Apr 2018 20:08:56
Hi Ed, I think martyn is asking you out on a date 💙

{Ed001's Note - so long as he pays I am easy mate. In fact even if he doesn't pay. I think Berm and Grip have destroyed any self-respect I once had!}

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19 Apr 2018 20:11:52
Lucas what can I say, I am at this very moment evaluating everything I own including my signed Carl Shutt shirt ( really) Mrs Class is playing up as usual about no such thing as a cast iron investment then blow me down along comes Ed001 and with Martyn as security I cannot fail ! Wish I had more but realising all assets (damn you Carl Shutt why didn’t you score more! ) I’m up to £1,33.97 It’s a huge decision so I need to be sure who I go with here, Lucas proven track record and ED001 backed by Martyn . phone a friend time me thinks . Anybody got Mr Orta’s mobile number ?

{Ed001's Note - that Carl Shutt shirt must be priceless, I doubt anyone else will have kept one, even his mother....}

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19 Apr 2018 21:08:43
Carl Shutt signed shirt eh, probably worth more to a Stuttgart fan 😂. I can advise his phone number. It may seem a bit strange but if you put it into an old style phone with the alphabet those clever enough will soon realise it’ll become unforgettable. 05822747463.

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19 Apr 2018 22:19:05
There are a large number of turf accountants on your local high street that are more than happy to take your hard earned cash. Beware though - they have 3 paying in windows and only 1 paying out window for a reason.

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20 Apr 2018 01:18:45
Ours is going to have 4 paying in Windows and 0 paying out Windows Alf. We will be millionaires by this time next year 😉

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20 Apr 2018 08:02:33
Heckingbottom has had more wins than Lucas this year

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19 Apr 2018 16:48:53
The noises being made by the Manager regarding Hernandez don't sound great. I have to say from a personal point of view I will be disappointed if he leaves, I know we don't know how the negotiations go, but surely this could have been done and dusted and the Club would be starting the summer business on a positive note.

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19 Apr 2018 17:06:52
Lufc same old story Leave it to the last minute, players think they will get a better deal somewhere else and he will,

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19 Apr 2018 17:34:23
He will end up with Monk at Birmingham.

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19 Apr 2018 17:54:44
His family have gone back to Spain so can't see him staying.

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19 Apr 2018 18:56:45
Let him go. Skillful but lightweight.34 next year. We need better.

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19 Apr 2018 19:28:56
We're doomed, doomed I tell thee!

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19 Apr 2018 19:46:09
Dilly Dilly

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19 Apr 2018 20:14:58
I'm past caring. Don't know what Radz can do in the summer to revive my enthusiasm. Other than sell to that woman or Red Bull or some Chinese trillionaires

{Ed001's Note - perhaps get Berm to do half time entertainment? That would 'perk' you up....}

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19 Apr 2018 20:34:03
You've got a good memory Ed. Unfortunately

{Ed001's Note - actually my memory is terrible but some things, much as we would like to do so, cannot be forgotten.}

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