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28 Feb 2019 15:30:34
Guys,

Can I just make everyone on here aware before the WBA game that my magic ring didn't work on Tues night against QPR.

In the last 10mins there was I sat on the settee with my John Smiths Extra Smooth and my emergency packet of pork scratchings, furiously rubbing my ring and crossing fingers and toes and nothing happened. I looked over to my wife (not allowed to sit on same settee as me when Leeds Utd are playing) and she was shaking her head and and raising her eyebrows in either hope, disbelief or just embarassment, I'm not sure which.

I need to get this back on track asap because Bubba needs all the help he can get at the moment although if anyone can do it, he can.

Keep the faith brothers, we are all in this together. baaahh!

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28 Feb 2019 16:06:00
Sheds

You are going to have to dump your lucky ring as I did with all my, so called, lucky charms.

If so, who is now going to step up and replace it?

Volunteers please. But must have genuine offers only.

MOT.

28 Feb 2019 16:27:49
Tewit

Dump my lucky ring after such sterling service since 1974, are you mad?

Would you dump your missus after one burnt breakfast?

Baaah!

28 Feb 2019 16:27:49
Tewit

Dump my lucky ring after such sterling service since 1974, are you mad?

Would you dump your missus after one burnt breakfast?

Baaah!

28 Feb 2019 16:47:23
Oops, not sure why that came up twice!

28 Feb 2019 17:07:30
Sheds.

I know it sounds harsh but once the luck runs out it's gone forever. Its luckiness has deserted us.

You have to do the decent thing and bin it.

You haven't been rubbing it too hard have you, or up the wrong way? I've heard that that can cause all sorts of unwanted problems.

I binned all mine and after that we got 2 wins on the run with your ring. But it's time to bite the bullet I'm afraid.

Hope someone else can come up trumps (if you can pardon the pun) !

As for the burnt breakfasts, I've found you get quite used to them after a while.

28 Feb 2019 18:25:05
Tewit.
It's really time to get rid when she burns your Coco Pops surely! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

28 Feb 2019 18:29:49
Bin the ring, bin the ring, bin the ring :) as it looks like the weather's changing again, I'll be wearing my lucky bobble hat.

28 Feb 2019 18:57:37
Danum don't you fry Coco Pops?

28 Feb 2019 19:00:46
AL is it really a lucky bobble hat?

You are not just saying it are you?

We are desperately in need of a lucky "something" and bobble hat sounds good to me.

What you think Sheds?

28 Feb 2019 20:15:29
It is lucky, very, very lucky because it's a huge bubble! ! !

28 Feb 2019 20:33:26
Only when we're out of milk, Tewit! πŸ˜‰.

28 Feb 2019 20:38:39
Tewit

Bobble hat? Haven't heard that since since I was knee high to a errrr knee!

Look I'm open to anything that helps us win.

Baaah!

01 Mar 2019 11:45:21
Right, AL's lucky bobble hat, with HUGE bobble, it is then!

We are all relying on you tonight AL!

The upside to this is that if/ when we win you are a hero and we will all bow down to the bobble, and the more uppersider is, if we lose, we can all blame you and the bobble hat!

No more lack of investment in January, injuries, Spygate, EFL, referees, announcing team too early, naive Radz, over training, lack of squad depth, picking wrong team, etc, etc.

It will all be your bobble hat's fault.

EXCELLENT.

MOT

P.S.

How huge is the bobble? So huge that anybody sat behind you would not be able to see the pitch? Does it block out the sun?







 

 

 
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