Leeds Banter Archive June 08 2016

 

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08 Jun 2016 21:00:14
The Lanky striker has been referred to in Denmark as 'the hitman'. In Dublin, A Monk looking for a Hitman is a bit scary! ( only some will get this)

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08 Jun 2016 21:58:31
Haha. Not bad mate.

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09 Jun 2016 07:36:51
Gone to Preston
Must've been firing blanks Or
Very short sighted.

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08 Jun 2016 16:03:00
Can anyone who understands the law explain what we have supposed to have done with the McCormack transfer and if the player is using someone who is not registered how he is innocent?

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08 Jun 2016 16:34:39
What have we done? The simple answer is 'being Leeds United'.

Sometimes it feels as if just being associated with Leeds is a crime.

Unfortunately we will always be called Dirty Leeds, and other clubs, their fans and the wider football community will always be jellous of our amazing fan base.

No matter what gets thrown at us, we stand defiant in supporting our club! That single factor alone must really get to the Football League/ Foitball Asdiciation. They can continue to fine, deduct points, etc. but us fans will always stand united!

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{Ed001's Note - I blame Berm, that has to be a good reason for points deductions on its own having him as a fan! ;-)

08 Jun 2016 18:50:03
Deda

We did nothing wrong on the face of it but what the authorities are saying is Cellino knew full well a portion of the monies paid by Leeds to Mcbadgekisser's registered agent were going to be diverted to Mcbadgekisser's non-registered agent and this is a breach of the rules.

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08 Jun 2016 19:17:06
Let's home McBadgekisser hasn't been up to his old tricks and fly tipping around Landan Town. If the authorities get wind of it Cellino will be banned for six months.

MM.

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08 Jun 2016 19:24:19
happens left right and centre in football but leeds is a different matter, they would try and crack onto mc even if he failed an eye test.

ed does have a point I would fine any club that I follow, I am a whole different breed of scum bag.

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08 Jun 2016 21:03:57
If the accusation is that MC knew money was being paid to an unregistered agent, then it's up to the FL to prove it.
Surely it won't be written down anywhere in the transaction that the agent was unregistered so I don't see how they can prove that MC knew.
(Unless they have it recorded because they're spying on him) . πŸ‚πŸ’©.

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08 Jun 2016 22:01:20
Well said Danum apart from the last bit. Hope them bugs have been removed!

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08 Jun 2016 15:34:20
Hi guys, regarding my post about the transfer window, I thought the rules and timings had changed, but may have got confused.

Regarding Leeds, I think j we will make some decent signings this year.

Oh and I like the look of the new away kit, looks a bit Leicester'ish, so maybe we will perform our own miracle and win the league!

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08 Jun 2016 17:39:50
The new away kit does look good.
I think royal blue is better than navy.
It looks good on Lewis Cook too, but will that be the only time he wears it!

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08 Jun 2016 18:47:27
Good point lucas.

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08 Jun 2016 20:36:55
Cheers Wexy.
Keep taking those pills they'll soon start to kick in. Especially if they're called doves or mitsubishis. Stay away from those little blue pills, they can keep you up all night.

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{Ed003's Note - :-) }

08 Jun 2016 21:36:32
Lucas. They do keep him up all night!

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09 Jun 2016 11:19:50
You still taking the pills? I take the eye drops version, they make you look hard!

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09 Jun 2016 12:11:07
Your showing your age Lucas I'm sure they have different names for that type of pill nowadays.

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09 Jun 2016 13:24:43
Hi wex. Yep, may need the blue pills in the near future!

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09 Jun 2016 14:13:32
There supposed to be good st stopping you falling out of bed.

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09 Jun 2016 19:42:47
And peeing on your shoes.

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08 Jun 2016 09:21:58
Guys what's the situation with the transfer window this summer? I know it's changed but have lost track with it all.

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08 Jun 2016 11:00:28
Well, this summer we will be linked with every decent player available, and many that aren't. Some of our better youngsters will be sold. We will sign a few questionable players, some who none of us will have ever heard of. And then, on transfer deadline day, we will try to sign at least one real quality player, and the anticipation will be almost too much to bear. But sadly the clock will beat us, and we won't quite get the signing over the line in time. That's more or less it, sadly.

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08 Jun 2016 12:22:45
Oh speedy your soooo 2015/ 2016 ha ha.

2016/ 17 It will be all good stuff, we will keep everyone, kit will be great, grass will grow at Elland Rd, will buy at least 5-6 truly great players, all in June/ early July so they can bed in. Pre season games against B Munich, R Madrid, Rangers, Liverpool (all at home for free) and a tour to Brazil

Monk will get backroom team he needs, we get over 17000 ST holders and we will sign a true global superstar on deadline day. That is more or less it gladly.

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08 Jun 2016 12:35:05
Speedy that's your fourth best post ever.

MM.

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08 Jun 2016 13:16:49
DG. even you can't make that sound plausible
Speedy. I make that your third best .

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{Ed013's Note - 4th is good ;-)

08 Jun 2016 14:40:37
Thanks guys. Your comments are noted. I'll try harder in the future.

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08 Jun 2016 14:41:50
DG I'll have a pint of whatever you've been drinking ;) as MM would say up the whites and down the pints.

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08 Jun 2016 14:48:20
Ha ha ha πŸ˜‚ DG I don't care if some of your post doesn’t quite happen, I'm visualising it and It feels Awesome! Georgy boy will be melting with all that positivity πŸ˜‚ 😎.

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08 Jun 2016 15:11:24
dg post was rubbish he forgot to mention england winning the euro's which made it too negitive for me.

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08 Jun 2016 17:57:25
Far more fun this side Martyn. Watch out for Bermondsey and his pills.

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08 Jun 2016 18:39:57
Yea must admit it's less doom and gloom and more like a tap room which makes me smile 😜.

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