Leeds Banter Archive September 02 2017

 

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02 Sep 2017 18:58:07
Where's optimistic Danny these days would love to hear his take on things at the club! Maybe he's changed his login to Ecstatic Dan! 😁😎

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02 Sep 2017 11:48:28
Now I don't know if you all get as bored as I do when it's an international break but I thought it could be interesting to turn our attention to the reception Garry Monk can expect when he returns to Elland Road in November. I would like to think us Leeds fans are a little more creative than singing "F Garry Monk" or hissing for 90 straight minutes. In the age old tradition of crowd chants or sing-alongs what can the creative sorts amongst us put together for the visit?

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02 Sep 2017 12:12:54
how about a new chant "Gary's Sunk" I think Boro will sliding towards the bottom by then

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02 Sep 2017 13:38:58
Well here goes. To the tune of lemon tree by fools garden. Last chorus. We wondered how, we wondered why Monk would leave Leeds for the Smoggie Sky. Now all that we can see, Leeds are better off with TC. We're turning our heads 'round and 'round but we only see boro when we look straight down. And all that we can see is Leeds adding to your misery. And we wonder, wonder. They're a young group he would say usually after defeat from predictable play. They don't look young to me. You never had a plan B. And all that we can see is Leeds adding to your misery.

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02 Sep 2017 14:04:28
I think a hiss everytime he takes a breath
A boo every time he takes a breath A **** off every time he takes a breath All the songs u wanna sing every breath. But let bygones etc etc!

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02 Sep 2017 16:48:08
How about letting the football do the talking. By just putting on another great display, with maybe a handful of goals and TC changing the formation after 60 mins to show we have a plan b?

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02 Sep 2017 17:30:39
To be fair just as we like to sing 'We're not famous anymore' I do love to hear 'Leeds are falling apart again' irony is the best response in my book. MM

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02 Sep 2017 21:42:26
Just what I was thinking, that and a couple of snakes in the shower head?

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03 Sep 2017 08:27:18
How about changing "Leeds are falling apart" to "Leeds have torn you apart" every time we score !

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03 Sep 2017 10:04:11
My view is that when Mr Monk and his team come calling we show them on the pitch how much we have I proved with an emphatic win and three points. Last year was part of our progress, and makes this year more possible. Hopefully the club and the players have learnt from what happened in the last few weeks of the season. But the future is here and now, better players, better style of football and probably better more adaptable coach. Personally it's wolves that I can't wait to see us up against, after a few more weeks to oil our machine, should be a great match and a way of seeing just how good the season could be!

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03 Sep 2017 13:54:14
Gary who? Name is vaguely familiar but. no can't place him

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02 Sep 2017 07:12:36
Wayne Rooney's got more points than Arsenal .

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02 Sep 2017 10:05:43
PA. Are you a secret spurs fan also having a sly poke at the arse? 😜

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02 Sep 2017 10:50:55
A survey in Liverpool asked all the prostitutes over 70 "would you sleep with Wayne Rooney? "
The answers were staggering: 5% . No 10% . Yes 85%. Not again MM

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02 Sep 2017 11:50:13
Lucas is God All I can say in response to your friendly little jibe is, man and boy, nearly 50 years, through good times and bad, there has only ever been one team for me. Leeds United to the bone

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02 Sep 2017 14:11:53
U r too funny mm. But
Id rather watch arsenal than spurs.

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02 Sep 2017 17:31:13
a sly poke at the arse LIG? ! girlfriend doesn't like it when I try that after a few Saturday sherbets!

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02 Sep 2017 05:14:03
All across the country people always ask me, who is Samu Sais and who is Alioski, shall we tell 'm

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