Leeds Banter Archive April 25 2016

25 Apr 2016 18:12:56
Lord Bendtner has left wolfburg for free, would be a very good signing but would demand a lot for wages

And Dominic Solanke from Chelsea is leaving soon, his wages are only at 7k a week and he has had a successful loan spell in Europe somewhere in Belgium. Would be a great addition as he is fast, agile and only 18.

25 Apr 2016 19:40:02
bendtenr is no a from me, wages too much, ex arsenal, thinks he is better than he is and not a team player.

solanke I think it just what we need and would be great shout.

25 Apr 2016 19:47:17
Bermo
You got that spot on.

25 Apr 2016 21:22:44
Definite no to Bendt, tried and failed. I would much rather try Jason Cummings.

25 Apr 2016 00:48:20
Ok as we are near the end of the season it's time for poster of the season. The nominees are MM for tales about his sister in law. George for making inuendo about almost anything. BW for his lengthy post (no George please don't) . Speedy for not being sarcastic and Notts for sensible posts. And the winner is. . .

25 Apr 2016 01:09:53
If I simply write George Speedy will say that's my worst post ever and since etiquette ought to dictate can't vote for self I'll vote for

MM

Leeds by example

However, honourable mention must go to Notts. His evaluation of games and players second to none.

25 Apr 2016 08:02:53
I'll go for Georgie Boy followed by Vid for coming up with DTP UTW and BIGE purely for his knowledge of the youth and reserve teams.

MM.

25 Apr 2016 10:05:29
I'm just very honoured to even have been nominated and would like to thank all the readers, my family and friends and my dog. It's a hard one, as people keep telling me. If it was purely for football knowledge I agree it should go to BIGE, but as its a banter page, then, at the risk of upsetting Georgie Boy, and the certainty of upsetting BW, I too will have to cast my vote for MM.

25 Apr 2016 11:12:15
Much as I love George I heard "Man City banter" are lining up a big money offer for our MM and I want him to stay So with this in mind it's Mick for me.

25 Apr 2016 13:28:08
Thank you for the acknowledgement gents, very much appreciated. I think there is always a quality debate available on this site with many contributors of differing opinions. For me, George's comments will always resonate as we are of a similar mind regards the club and although I generally do not agree with BW's comments, his commitment to the cause is unwavering and should definitely be respected.

25 Apr 2016 13:39:21
while it is lovely to be nominated I do not do it for the plaudits I do it because I am in fact very lonely. Speedy you did not upset me at it as I have come to expect this from you as you have really changed I hardly feel like I know you anymore and it is almost as if what we had meant nothing to you.

i do not feel able to vote at this time due to being too emotionally fragile and mentally unstable.

i can safely assume the threesome between speedy myself and larry is now off the table (or not even under it) anymore so there is little point me being on this site or even alive

also on a different note how was the football, went to bourmouth on a stage and drunk the place dry pretty sure we was winning then lost and wood missed a pentaly again proving me right with my backing of the lad (he really is my new steve morrision)

25 Apr 2016 14:06:25
Let's not forget Survivor. Everything he says cracks me up!

MM.

25 Apr 2016 14:10:16
that was meant to say stagg do in bourmeouth still hungover and drunk at the same time.

25 Apr 2016 14:33:02
you can not put survivor in with us mere mortals. How can we compete with the leeds orical.

my fav post of the year saw his post about it being hot in dubi only to be corrected saying it has been raining all week, that was the best statement ever and made me chuckle for a good few hours.

{Ed001's Note - I am blaming him for the wettest year I have ever seen here. His powers of forecasting are so bad, I think he caused it to rain constantly just to prove he was wrong!}

25 Apr 2016 15:22:15
yeah he definatly gets my vote that is brilliant the man in the know who can not even predict the weather but does have the power to change it. I hope he puts a post about world cup there being a certainty and england never hosting world cup again, only jeff has the power to overchange a fifa descion.

{Ed001's Note - I was thinking more along the lines of him stating I would never be a multi-billionaire.....}

25 Apr 2016 16:59:44
Mm gets my vote anyone in a shell suit deserves rewarding. Goerge a close second because when I feel suicidal I know there is always some one worse than me.

25 Apr 2016 18:37:28
all the lads (& lasses, liver) make this site a joy to read and be a small part of. too many people to name but if pushed MM shades it for comedy value alone. Leeds United family absolute quality and an honour to be a member of MOT.

25 Apr 2016 19:24:10
That's your best ever post BIGE :)

25 Apr 2016 20:36:29
Michelle keegan in a Leeds shirt would get my vote.

25 Apr 2016 21:19:08
MM are you preparing your acceptance speech.

26 Apr 2016 03:31:21
Survivor Jeff wherever you are, hurry and create more log-ins and vote for me to wrestle away the prize from the yellow belly Lincolnite!

26 Apr 2016 23:17:34
That's your worst post ever Georgie boy!

27 Apr 2016 03:56:44
Twas only a post in jest but I'm more concerned with your obsessive rating and ordering of my posts.

Survivor, I love you really.

27 Apr 2016 11:45:16
what is it they say George about people who validate their own lives but judgeing and rating other people. Says a lot about Speedy I think?

before you rate speedy that was my 7th best ever post :P.

27 Apr 2016 12:15:24
BW
It was actually your 6th!
I've got them all filed and cross referenced under various headings (you wouldn't want to know the headings) :)

27 Apr 2016 13:44:05
BW for me - good insights balanced with humorous posts despite being daarn Sarf but congrats to all nominees and well deserved for making this site what it is.

27 Apr 2016 18:58:08
Fair play alf.