Leeds Banter Archive May 23 2017

 

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23 May 2017 20:48:52
Long life and best wishes for Massimo your forever in our hearts and tell elenora we will miss her.

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23 May 2017 21:22:56
agree always loved mc done a great job few have ever done more for leeds or turned leeds around more

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24 May 2017 07:31:22
Agree. Best thing about leeds for years Got us ready for next level
Well done mc.

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24 May 2017 16:00:29
Lol bw. We say same thing but u get 6-7 and i get 3-3. Who u upset? More than me?

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24 May 2017 16:49:28
worrying that the first two posts in the thread have 14 thumbs down. not sure what is not to like or agree with in them? I thought all the idiot leeds fans were just on FB

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24 May 2017 19:14:58
Whats FB !

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25 May 2017 00:08:25
Some fans are nuts about their opinion on mc. Like that news article i read saying leeds fans get their wish. Mc has gone. He may not of been a pleasant chap but a damn good business man. And just what we needed. Job done mc!

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25 May 2017 08:21:35
well aus I have my suspions that wex also upset the same person. hummmmmm the plot thickens. we need something to keep us interested over the summer

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23 May 2017 20:06:53
Thank you massimo, thank you for moving us on, sorting out the mess and most of all saving our club! Yes you had your own way of doing things, not always the most conventional way, but you got what needed to be done, done. You should and I have no doubt will live forever in the hearts of all fans, for good or bad. You seem to know business and I have a good feeling about the man you chose to take our beloved club to the next level. Thank you once more, good luck in whatever you choose to do next. arrivederci e grazie

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23 May 2017 19:20:07
The most telling comment regarding our takeover by Rads, is that of all our recent owners Massimo left us in a better position than when he took over and we should thank him for that . Our recruitment over the next few months will give us an indication of what we can expect. Think we can be optimistic for once. Reflecting on the performance of the team over the last season, with just another couple of decent loans and even just £10 million more invested on quality in the squad, we would have been good enough for automatic . Based on that we are not that far away.

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23 May 2017 18:51:07
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: because your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan MM

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23 May 2017 21:52:56
MM You've touched on the reason why I have for the longest been cautious when I unfortunately find myself among a community of plants whose origins stem from high salinity. If anyone other than Notts or possibly one of the Eds can get the word I'll be surprised. Sorry guys no disrespect but that's a hard one. Vocabulary knowledge important. First book I read was dictionary. So guys, what's the word?

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23 May 2017 23:00:03
George, I fear you are paying so much attention to detail that it is becoming an obsession, to the annoyance of some. Or, you can't let go of shit, as Freud would say! 😉

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23 May 2017 22:13:33
Why are you always so anal George?

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24 May 2017 02:17:43
Danum, it's just a quiz I set. My alluding to the Eds is a mark of respect because of their slightly elevated IQ over say Ausman. Wex, because I am. Because the real treasure of the Universe is books. I love reading and retaining knowledge and information. Is that a crime? I thought the board clamoured for my return? I'll leave if you wish. Anyway, what's the answer to my cryptic puzzle?

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24 May 2017 07:40:08
I read danum and then got bored! Looked at poster. No further comment nec!

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24 May 2017 10:08:23
Sorry George, I thought you were asking for the answer to Micks post. Hope you get it now. I think the answer to yours is halophytes. No idea what you are on about though as you are far too cryptic for me. I for one am very glad you are back. Never a dull moment! 😉

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24 May 2017 12:33:01
Danum, you are extremely close. I'll just tell you. The correct answer is halosere. It has a funny anagram which doubles up as Ausman nickname.

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24 May 2017 13:03:56
Got it, George. By the way do you have an awful lot of time on your hands! 😁😁

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24 May 2017 16:52:23
well George as a professional playwright and wordsmith I like to think i have an extended vocab and yet the only word i can think of starts with c ends in t and has one vowel and one constantant in the middle. how very odd

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24 May 2017 19:16:52
Sorry George, I thought I gave the answer in my reply, as has Wex in a slightly less subtle way! Sorry if I offended you. I for one am very happy you are back. The site was definitely less interesting without you.

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24 May 2017 20:50:55
I sent this post at about 7.30 this morning. God it makes me sound like George's arse licker in cheif! 😱

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23 May 2017 18:37:59
Radz has taken full control of Leeds. Sorry lads n lasses but I already knew this news yesterday. I saw Jeff at Maccy Dee's (he served me at the drive through) and told me once he'd finished his shift he was off to broker the deal and act as a go between between him and his good friend Massimo. I would have told you all before but I was sworn to secrecy! MM

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23 May 2017 21:24:42
same here MM did jeff also five you two extra mcnuggets. good to know important people at the top

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23 May 2017 21:28:56
MM You could've set us at ease yesterday but chose to keep a secret. Does Jeff realize what a loyal friend he has in you?

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24 May 2017 07:35:47
Haha, Jeff doesn't mix with the likes of me George. He's far too busy smoking cigars and drinking Chivas Regal (according to him) on the good ship Nelly with his old mate Massimo. MM

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24 May 2017 16:53:38
that means nothing I drink Chivas Regal most nights and i'm a scum bag I have had the top shelf stuff that comes in a ceramic bottle but i only drink that on special occasions or when eating a kebab. i'm classy me

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23 May 2017 18:27:58
Monk due to sign a 12 month contract extension. That doesn't exactly scream confidence by rads does it? Maybe he's planning to see where we are before January and if needed give a new coach backing in that window.

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23 May 2017 18:35:37
I think they'll be extending it during the season

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23 May 2017 18:53:30
Then why not give him a three year or so deal now?

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23 May 2017 19:17:13
I don't know I'm not radrizzani

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23 May 2017 19:32:39
Del it was a rhetorical question! point being if if you had full confidence you did offer a much longer deal than just renewing it every six months

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23 May 2017 19:50:04
Personally I agree but god knows what goes through owners heads

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23 May 2017 20:02:06
True. Rads seems to know his stuff though! Best to just let him do what he does best.

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23 May 2017 20:36:41
Supposedly he is set to offer Monk a 3 year deal, the takeover took longer than expected though so he has triggered the extension to give them more time to come to terms.

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23 May 2017 21:08:27
Plausible gummie. maybe

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23 May 2017 22:59:33
Was what one of the more reliable journos posted as a reply to someone who asked him about the short contract.

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23 May 2017 22:15:37
Monks last ten games were relegation form maybe that's why

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24 May 2017 07:41:35
Why have full confidence in a manager who only did half a job last year?

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23 May 2017 18:03:05
Takeover done

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23 May 2017 18:34:11
Andrea Radrizzani? What's he ever done for us? Why aren't we in the Premiership yet? He's not invested a penny! MOST USELESS CHAIRMAN YET! I hate him and I want him out. TIME TO DEPARTI, Radrizzani! Anyway, that should set the nay-sayers off and running! Obviously I'm kidding about Radrizzani and I wish him the very best of luck. I know some people didn't like Massimo, but I for one, really liked him, and I would like to thank him and give him a standing ovation. Outside of that, well done to the lads on an excellent 7th place finish. I'd have bitten your hand off if you'd offered me that at the start of the season. M. O. T

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23 May 2017 20:30:02
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what has Rads ever done for us?

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23 May 2017 14:04:58
A little aside from footy for a while, all thoughts and prayers with anyone at the MEN Arena last night.

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23 May 2017 18:34:54
Indeed AL. Sad times

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23 May 2017 20:31:36
Puts football into perspective! The utter despicable bastard!

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23 May 2017 13:38:43
ok lads here is my current favorite. three lads walking down the road when the find a lamp, they rub the lamp and a genie comes out and promisies to grant them three wishes. the first man says i wish for a million pounds. boom it is done. He looks into bank acoount and sure enough there is 1m the second says I wanted to be the richest man on the planet. boom it is done ans sure enough he was the third says I want my left arm to rotate anti clockwise for the rest of my life. boom his left arm starts spinning anti clockwise 2nd wish says the genie 1st man say i want to be married to the worlds most beautiful woman. boom this stunner appears and starts kissing the man 2nd says I want to be charming and irristable to all woman. boom and woman start swooning around the fella right says the 3rd man, i want my right arm to spin clockwise for the rest of my life. boom and the arm starts spinning final wish demands the genie 1st man. i never want to feel 27 again and never age until the day i die. boom he's grey hair goes as does the bad knees and receeding gums 2nd man, i don't mind getting old but i never want an ailment or illness for the rest of the my life not even a headache. boom right says the final man thinking. I want my head to bob backwards and forwards for as long as i live. boom and the mans head starts bobing back and forth the men go their sperate ways and meet up 30 years later 1st man boast. I am very rich, i invested well, i have a beuatiful wife and don't feel a day over 27 well says the second man cockily . i have invest well, i have stopped 3rd world hunger, found a cure for cancer and still had enough in the bank to be super rich. i have had 1000's of beautiful woman as lovers and never had so much as ear ache then the third man enters arms flaining all over the place, head bobbing back and forth uncontroably. he looks at the two men and says. here lads I think I ****ed up

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{Ed007's Note - That's awful mate, truly awful (facepalm)

23 May 2017 15:05:09
Well the prize for the longest totally unfunny joke goes to .

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23 May 2017 15:19:18
A lesbian goes to the doctors for a smear test. The Doctor says "That's the cleanest vagina I've ever seen"! The lesbian says "Thanks, I have a woman in twice a week. "! . :)

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23 May 2017 17:07:18
Better. Mind you, BW set a very low bar

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23 May 2017 17:09:23
What do you call a man with no shins. Tony

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23 May 2017 18:20:11
hurt speedy it is better tha way i tell it, all my mates agree its a great joke, but then my mates do like me

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23 May 2017 20:32:40
Bermo that's like the jokes 5 years tell, the ones that make no sense!

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23 May 2017 20:34:23
Bermo just like one a kid told me once
Knock, knowck
Who's there? Superman
Superman who? He likes eggs! I mean seriously man! Are the sleepless nights finally taking hold

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24 May 2017 07:45:08
I thought it hilarious bw. Really funny.

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23 May 2017 11:19:53
Where do the lazy journalists get their inspiration from ha ha ha I mean Troy Deeney ! I know his Dad is a leeds fan but REALLY We've got 2 hopes and 1 of them is Bob!

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23 May 2017 12:45:52
Did he have a good season
Always looked over weight to me. How many goals he score? Bob on the other hand. Light on his feet. Dosent mind getting down and dirty and is good at burying off the woodwork.

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23 May 2017 15:15:11
I think he does carry a bit too much timber Aus! He got 10 and about the same assists he ain't going to sign for us more chance of signing Bob lol

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22 May 2017 23:38:11
I hope if we get Stockdale that it means we are selling Silvestri. I've got nothing against the lad but the way I see it with Green, Stockdale, Silvestri and Peacock-Farrell we'll have two standout keepers and one in BPF that could be given some experience. Sign Stockdale. Sell Silvestri. Loan BPF with 24 hour recall clause to leading League One team. We just can't afford to pay four keepers when three of them won't play reguarly. BPF is too highly rated as a junior to move on yet so loan him to get some minutes but Silvestri isn't in the same league as Green or Stockdale.

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