Leeds Banter Archive July 21 2011

 

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21 Jul 2011 23:10:04
Jimmi Floyd has just joined Forest.. Another big name we've missed out on, I'd 'ave him up front just now

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Hes joined in a coaching role

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He joined the coaching staff. Must well past it now

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He is well past it but far better than Paynter even in his forties.

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My Dad's better than Paynter and he plays for the Dog and Duck (Seniors)

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21 Jul 2011 18:42:16
leeds to sign bob slater on season long loan

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Get in there

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Is he the new wonderkid striker from emmerdale centurions that scored 50 goals in 10 games in the vagisil academy league?

Be a right purchase that

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21 Jul 2011 18:39:14
Anyone got any idea what happened to our suppose dinterest in Matt Tubbs from Crawley Town? All has gone quiet there - I knwo we were linked wiht him in the January window.

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He isn't good enough

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Crawley wanted 650,000

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21 Jul 2011 18:34:03
Why are people intent on putting rumours about Leeds being interested in unknown players classed as "wonderkids" from unknown non league teams. The latest was Skegness, the one before was glapham?? What leagues are these in? The pedigree chum academy league?

Give it a rest will you....

Leeds aren't we.....

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21 Jul 2011 17:38:33
Fed up with Grayson and Bates lies, if we sell either gradel or snoddy I will be heart broken. All us Leeds fans want is some honesty and commitment from the people who run our amazing club. Mr bates if you want us promoted, prove it

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21 Jul 2011 17:23:08
what is the problem with all the urgency for new signings, it's about time with the acadamy that we have at Leeds that we start using it in the first team, young lads in our acadamy are more than capable to adapt in the Championship. Also Billy Paynter will be a great front man for Leeds, it is not just about scoring goals.

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Sorry mate but been a striker is all about scoring goals that's what strikers do shame paynter seams to be having trouble in that department

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21 Jul 2011 17:20:13
Youth as got to be the way forward these are the players i can think of in my erea, since batts and speedo days.

Batty
Speed
Gary kelly
Ian Harte
Woody
Smith
Kewell
Robinson
Mcphail
Whealen

I'm sure i have missed a few, any one else guys.... {Ed032's Note - lennon, rose, delph, the left back who went to everton

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I thought i had missed some off,

Milner.

This as got to be the way forward.

We are leeds

MOT

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Yeah you forgot Gray; Reaney; Bremner; Clarke; Hunter.....that was the last good team you had and it was beaten by a better side from a lower division.

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21 Jul 2011 17:10:40
Hi Ed,

Is there any chance we could have a big countdown clock with "xx shopping days left to the end of the transfer window" ?

This will really frighten us all by the lack of transfer activity at ER, however the other countdown clock "xx days left to the end of the loan window" (this one is probably the one we will be interested in) will cheer us up...well...


Onwards and Upwards...

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21 Jul 2011 17:08:18
Ed, will you stop posting up the clowns who spout nonsense about non-league players 'linked' with Leeds? these aren't rumours, just plain lies. {Ed032's Note - i will try. most go to the banter page

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21 Jul 2011 16:39:10
Simon Grayson has just been on , he was asked about Alan Smith and said "We are not ruling anything out" and about Gradel "We hope he will be here for many years to come"....only if they offer him a new deal Well aslong as he accepts £2.50 and a kebab from Ken Bates

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Smith may be unpopular with quite a few fans but he did a good job at championship level...I'm not sure about wages however :-/

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21 Jul 2011 16:32:46
Guy what do you think to this...

We set up a trust were you buy a share of LUFC for 100,000 shares at £500 per share that would give us a £50m kit to buy pappa smurf out also buy ground and thorpe arch back.

we then approach Dragens Den with a business plan so they can help us put a GOOD managment team in to help SG build the Leeds of tomorrow.

Come on lads i'm in {Ed032's Note - i would too

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I'll set the trust up then Ed. {Ed032's Note - barcelona are owned by their fans so why can't we. we must have a million fans worldwide dont you think

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I'm in for 100 Shares,

We are leeds MOT {Ed032's Note - thats 50k

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I know, i run a samll business i right it of as bad det lol

We are leeds

MOT {Ed032's Note - good idea. i was hoping a leeds fan would have won the euromillions and sent papa smurf back to monaco with a big cheque

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We'd still need members with good business sense and serious cash in their back pockets to be run anything like Barcelona. {Ed032's Note - there must be loads of businessmen who are leeds fans who would jump at the chance to run the club the right way. you would also hire advisors. don't barcelona vote for their president every few years

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Ed, i was close but unfortunately the £2.80 i won and put to papa was just short of what he wanted, this was why we didnt get smithy he said to me through his gardeners, barbers, 2nd uncle twice removed {Ed032's Note - every little helps!

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There's always next time when it roles over. If i win it i don't want to spend it all on leeds. I would like to see more youth come through {Ed032's Note - i agree i wouldn't spend a lot on players and i'd give free tickets for families to fill the east stand upper - fans of the future

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Im loving this idea I'll take half a share ; )

But seriously this is a good shout {Ed032's Note - yeah maybe £250 a share and sell twice as many. maybe we should set up a facebook group and see how much interest we can drum up.

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I posted the origanl coment.
I run a small business, it;s not hard more comon sense, you do your budgets. what we need is a business man with a football experiance or £40/£50m company

I would genuinly be up for this if we could get enough intrested. {Ed032's Note - please see above post about a facebook group

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So i missed a bit,
We dont want to be run like barca yes they are a great team but i would love to see leeds develop the youth system again, i have put a post on the Leeds Page(not Banter) on who we have produced through the youth since Batts & speed days, have a look and add any i have missed

We are Leeds

MOT {Ed032's Note - barcelona have a great youth system nothing wrong with copying their set-up

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Valdes, Puyol, Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets and Pedro. the majority of their first team is home grown, even if you don't count Messi who they poached age 16.

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Fair piont, ok we copy Barca youth policy. I still think this is a good idea if we can get enough surrport,

we are Leeds

MOT

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I no a guy who could run the club. A true business man whos been involved in football. Hes quite old now but his business strategys are ruthless. He upsets a few people but and says some strange stuff but he is the perfect man for the job {Ed045's Note - Is this seriously going to happen?

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Ill buy one share.

Joe MOT {Ed032's Note - thats 4 shares sold

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Nice idea in theory, unfortunately you can't sell shares in something you don't own...it's called fraud...wait is the original poster Simon Morris?? :o/

Also I'm not sure if we want to run the club on basis of Barca, buying players with money they don't have while struggling to pay wages to the players already at the club, we've tried that method already ;O) {Ed032's Note - spoil sport

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I posted the original coment, no i'm not Morris.

How would this be fraud, i run a small business mate i do know a little bit about suning companies, i have even spoken to my solicitor today.

The way forward is for the TRUST to be held in a client account with the solicitor so if it never whent ahead all money would be returnd, therfore it would only be fraud if no got there shares or money back.

i know quite a few small business who are leeds fans and they are all up for it, even my sol is up for a few share.

We are leeds

MOT {Ed032's Note - i think we should do it before we get promoted coz bates would want 100m then

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I am goig to do this Ed, i am even on with a website today, i will post once its up and running, hopefully next week {Ed032's Note - do it

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21 Jul 2011 16:10:18
i like some truth from leeds we are only going to sign player that no body wants if i was a leeds player with ambition i would leave as there is none at leedsjust hand me downs old player and looking to retire
good luck to any player that leaves as they will not progress at leeds sorry to say

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Shut up moanin sick ov some people on here ur like a broken record doesn't matter who we bring in how much we spend what the kit looks like just get behind the team see what happens

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We don't need trash talk and negativity from losers like you

Leeds aren't we...

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Come on guys MOT we don't have to agree on everything but at least agree that we are all Leeds United through and through c'mon

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21 Jul 2011 15:54:26
Why so negative it's just a kit We have a better financial state now

And were on our way back

Matching on together

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21 Jul 2011 16:48:28
Believeable if you prefer the old away kit. Unbelieveable if you prefer the new away kit. I gotta say i'm disappointed with the new away kit.

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21 Jul 2011 16:07:54
Max Gradel to leave to the highest bidder as he hasnt signed a new contract. So expext the recent players on trial to sign and a few others. Grayson keeps going on about waiting for the right players but the best ones have all been snapped up. Bowyer & Woodgate as mentioned by Mr Greedy Bates. Fans are starting to loose the respect of the the manager and chairman who keep saying we are the biggest club outside the prem NO WERE NOT ANYMORE
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We are still the biggest mate, also the most frustrated. We have the bigest fan base outside premier.

we are leeds

MOT

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21 Jul 2011 15:58:40
Black Away Kit - Now on Club Website

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21 Jul 2011 15:47:59
I work at elland road and ive just overheard a conversation between SG and KB, they were talking about selling gradel to west ham for 4million

Oh s**t i just woke up

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21 Jul 2011 15:41:57
Does anyone know where the money we got for Delph went? :s

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Uncle Kens back pocket

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Bates Back pocket mate

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In master bates' back pocket along with every other penny leeds utd recieves.

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Guessing its in there with the money we gained from Kasper as well :(

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21 Jul 2011 15:29:44
The new away kit is the most disgusting thing ive ever seen in my life

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You havent met my mother in law.

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Ha ah you cheered me up

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21 Jul 2011 15:04:28
I think the new away kit looks ok, we'll be like a swarm of wasps at away grounds next season; nasty, and in everyones faces.

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21 Jul 2011 13:50:35
Don't know why people are making such sn issue out of lack of signings and "quality" players. We haven't done bad at all in our friendlies, there is still over 6 weeks until transfer window ends and if you look at premier league teams with the exception of scum and scousers hardly anyone had done much business. Plenty of time, our squads not bad at all

Leeds aren't we.....

Who is on the train to west ham? What time?

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21 Jul 2011 13:42:36
The new away kit is mint. Check it out on os.

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21 Jul 2011 12:54:38
Ive seen the new kit it looks smart.... my concern is that whenever we get a corner, will the fans start singing come on you blacks..? and will that start a political protest for equality and diversity if mistaken for racial abuse..?

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21 Jul 2011 12:49:50
New Black and yellow away kit on os now

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21 Jul 2011 12:43:33
Anyone know why the Chelsea away kit on our website?

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21 Jul 2011 12:37:24
Seriously - Where is Bates' head at??

Why are we now wearing the Ex-Chelsea away kit, the one that was laughed at by the masses?

Does the Goalkeeper have wings too??

I will only be attending the Home Matches this season....Oh the Shame

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If you don't like it, don't buy it - stop ******* moaning. At least it's not red. I like it, and so do plenty of others.

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21 Jul 2011 12:33:07
not a rumour but a FACT leeds away kit looks alot better than the home one

deakko

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21 Jul 2011 11:48:29
Weeks and weeks ago Bates said something along the lines of:
'Things will begin to hot up in the next week or two'

Well what a load of rubbish that has been - it might have done if he'd put his hand in his pocket for wages (which is why we're missing out on players)

We haven't even got a keeper for the no.1 spot yet - and anyone we do get will probably be on loan.

I seriously hope something gets sorted soon before ALL our prospects get snapped up.

MOT

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21 Jul 2011 11:31:33
Match report from Leeds's 1-0 friendly win against Rochdale states that 3 trialists played. Jlloyd Samuel a left back, Isaih Osbourne a centre midfielder and an unknown trialist.

Source: Leeds United Official Site

Would sign Samuel, established left back and Osbourne for a bit of cover.

All is needed now is Stockdale, Lichaj and Clingan/Smith.

Also a young prem striker on loan. {Ed001's Note - you wouldn't like Samuel, he is, how to put this nicely, laid back or lazy if you prefer. Plenty of talent, but there is a good reason he is dropping down the leagues on a free, he just apply himself.}

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ED you're in danger of sounding like Ron Atkinson there lol but yeah there obviously a reason he's in freefall, lets hope, if we do get him, grayson gets the best from him like he has gradel.

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Lol smiths not coming back clingan doesn't seem to be a realistic target. Any news for us Ed? {Ed015's Note - 3 trialists are training with us, Leeds boss Simon Grayson included Osbourne, and two other trailists in Jlloyd Samuel and Alexandre Mendy, a French winger, in the Whites' friendly at Rochdale}

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21 Jul 2011 11:04:21
not so much a rumour, more an idea.....how about a protest to demostrate our frustration at the first game of the season. My reckoning is opening home game there will be at least 25,000 fans - we get everyone to buy a 10 box of Birdseye fish finger and everyone throws them at the directors box OR pitch - thats 250,000 fish finger they then have to clear up. We do this every home game until Bates gets his hand in his pocket. Who's up for flinging some fish?

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Ill throw 250,000 fish fingers at you?

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How about supporting the players and the manager we've got, you idiot? The players who are proud to wear the Leeds shirt and the manager who cares a damn site more about the club than you apparently do. Yes, we're all frustrated about the lack of signings, we're all frustrated with the Chairman, but I love my club and I will continue to support them through thick and thin, like many thousands of others, just as we did during relegation from the Premiership and relegation from the Championship. If you're so disheartened, and so obviously not willing to get behind the eleven players on the pitch, whoever they might be, take your futile comments elsewhere and go 'support' another team along with the others who consider marquee signings and trophies to be far more important than passion, heritage and, yes, love. I love my team. I always will. I will be there until the day I die. {Ed045's Note - Here here!!

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Good idea this just see what happens first although im not confident

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Absolutely spot on - Captain Birdseye needs to understand we could have been in the Premier League now if had put his hand in his pocket in January. It's allright having a canny stadium but where's the team to fill it? Fish Fingers for Bates it is

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I'm vegetarian can i throw quorn sausages ?

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How about you take your fish fingers and shove em up your arse, theres 3 weeks left in the transfer window, when you see what team weve assembled THEN have a rant, Bates may just surprise all you doubters, I suggest were looking at players with Premiership experience who arent available yet, but will be before the end of the window, so have faith, were Leeds UNITED.

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My goodness me......can nobody take a joke and see a bit of fun? Question my loyalty and passion for the club if you like, i used to work there in the commercial dept and gave evrything i could with the most insulting salary you could imagine - simply because i care for the club and never questioned lack of support, where my bonus was that had been promised etc etc. Unfortunately it was in the Ridsdale days which about sums it up. Lighten up a bit and see this post for what it is.......a bit of light hearted fun for gods sake. I will enjoy nothing more that our team smashing the daylights out of the league this year and proving all the bates & grayson haters wrong - i want the team to do it just to shut the usual whinging suspects up.....but to repeat myself, it was a bit for fun FFS - can you not see the vision of 250,000 fish fingers being flung at bates at slightly funny - can you imagine Jeff Stelling reporting this on soccer saturday

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Knowing KB he will get the groundsman to clear them all up and sell them back to Tesco for a profit and of course build another box in east stand which in my opinion will be half empty next season

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Good call to the last poster - get them sold back to tesco and make us even more money Genius idea, good one that man

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Maybe just maybe, this was tongue in cheek guys........some of you need to get out more OR go down to winstons with a wad of cash, maybe then you will relax a little

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How about pappa smurf teddies

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21 Jul 2011 10:02:25
leeds are going to make a bid for rooney, ronaldo, walcott,

you heard it here first

see how easy it is to type things on here people just type the most random stuff, ie im best mates with graysons sons uncle, im a bog cleaner at elland raod and simon just came in to have a poo and thought he'd tell me everything.

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I know SG uncles gold fish, does tha qulify me

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21 Jul 2011 09:00:54
Upon visiting my local barber last night, he told me yesterday he cut alan smith's hair, and confirmed he was definitely signing for leeds next week.

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Funny that, saw Alan smith photos of him in America with the toon and his hair is down his back, never been cut in months, someone talking s**te again

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Can we please now stop the Smith postings , he aint coming back.

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Think your barber has been sniffing the amonia in the hair dye

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Ha yeah he looks like he should be selling the big issue tbh

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21 Jul 2011 08:59:44
Swansea have improved their offer for z season long loan deal with them. Can see him taking that over a trip to Leeds. Premier league and better wages will always rule.

Brum looking to bin ben foster off though. They want him out on loan, but can see wages and the million they want as a stumbling block. Honestly can't see us signing a keeper with Rachubka and cairns.

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He won't have any choice unless we can agree terms with fulham first - don't forget that is the first piece of the jigsaw, he has no say whatsoever unless fulham say we've agreed loan terms with the following club, where do you want to go

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Rachubka is No1 for the forseeable.. lets not be illusioned by the real facts, LUFC can only attract players on minimum wage, its not the club thats prestige, its all about the money money kerching kerching.... MOT TID

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You wouldn't know a "real fact" if it bit you.

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21 Jul 2011 08:51:53
Strong rumours stating that Montgomery and Quinn
is likely to come to Leeds.But now Simon is giving
Osbourne (formerly from Aston Villa) a trial at ER.
From my point of view Monty is the man to partner Brown, Howson in midfield. Concentrate on the
defence especially LB and CB and not forgetting
to get a permanent no 1 goalkeeper instead of a loan one. Simon in a predicament. He needs quality
players yet he is on a shoestring budget.Quality
players out there has been snapped up by other clubs willing to pay more.If Simon can pull this off
in getting those gaps filled fast with quality players
Leeds will definitely stand a chance to get to the
PREMIER LEAGUE. In Grayson we trust. Leeds on the UP. Leeds fan forever.

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We have ben Parker, aidy White, Fred Bessone all as left backs. How many you want? Now with possibility of Samuel as well

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Parker and Bessone aren't good enough.

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21 Jul 2011 04:52:25
Max Gradel to Accrington Stanley......as seen on Wiki

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Ha ;)

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21 Jul 2011 01:14:27
When Leeds played Motherwell, i travelled up there with a few friends and watched the mighty whites play.

One thing i noticed was our defence was looking strong. Tom Lees & Aidy White looked absolutely amazing, id like to see some first team football for them this season.
We seemed to be lacking upfront though, McCormack was good, but Paynter isnt up to the standard we are after. With Somma out for 6-9 months and if Becchio does have the operation then we really do need to sign a target man striker on a short term loan, because McCormack is a good player but he needs someone who can feed him.

Any thoughts Ed?

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Defence looked strong? they played a pub team {Ed045's Note - We played an SPL team that was literally 1 week away from there season, a team that would probably be able to finish mid table in Championship with ease most seasons, they fielded a full strength side whilst we played technically 2 completely different teams, SG knows we had to improve our defence and now with Jlloyd Samuel, left back should be filled, with him and Ben Parker, if Lichaj comes back that's right back.
CDM two players for that post, ATTmid, 2 players, wingers, 2 players, we are short of a striker and a Goalkeeper, maybe a CB addition and we will be ready to go for the season.

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We need Nunez on our regular first team {Ed045's Note - Agreed

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One player we definitely don't need in my opinion is Ben Parker. He would be skinned by every right-winger in the Championship.

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Totally agree, Parker is not up to the job, him and Paynter need to be got shut of.

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21 Jul 2011 00:09:53
all u fans saying we r going to struggle does anybody remember last summer we all thought relegation battle because we signed freebies so yeah i do have trust in grayson as he put a squad good enough to challenge for promotion last year its not about the big name signings its about getting players that want to play for that white shirt which eans everything yo us the fans lets back the boys like we always do and watch them do us proud because we r super leeds and we are going up we gotta believe so the players believe c mon guys who is with me?

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