Leeds Banter Archive June 01 2017

 

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01 Jun 2017 14:32:46
Alf I think our new appointment should be a short, bald man who has only limited coaching experience in non league football. And give him a 10 game contract. What does everyone else think? I'm thinking bermo would be up for this appointment

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02 Jun 2017 08:29:02
Good idea Cura - what could possibly go wrong?

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02 Jun 2017 20:56:51
Nothing at all Alf. I think it's an inspired suggestion myself

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01 Jun 2017 14:11:35
If you were appointed the new Leeds coach, who from on here would you take along as your backroom team? I'd take Gummie who seems to be a font of knowledge, Martyn for similar reasons and MM to look after the new Weatherspoons which he assures us is on the way in the south stand.

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01 Jun 2017 14:29:07
George, he never let's anything go so would be good to deal with difficult players. Batty to keep me warm in the long, cold Yorkshire nights!

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01 Jun 2017 14:38:01
Sounds like someone else on here curahee

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01 Jun 2017 14:43:01
You saying I'm like a dog with a bone aus?

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01 Jun 2017 15:48:33
Quite right Cur. I'd have had Taylor signing a 5 year deal for 500 quid a week playing barnstorming football going into fifty fifty tackles with aplomb.

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01 Jun 2017 16:08:01
George you disappoint me my friend! £500 p/w? youd spend our entire seasons budget on one weeks of Taylor's wages? !

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01 Jun 2017 16:56:42
Thanks Alf, but the new 'Spoons is set for the West Stand. 24 hour drinking is on the cards, topless barmaids and free pints of Old Rosie at half time for us long suffering fans. I don't much care for the team as long as this goes through. We need to cash in on Woody, Pontus and Viera and replace them with Tresor Kandol up top, Bellendshi (back from loan) and Jacob Burns in midfield to balance the books, but we'll all be happy chaps with the Geldered Groupies serving the beers with their puppies out. We're going to need it if I've got anything to do with recruitment! MM

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01 Jun 2017 17:01:22
No pleasing some people. I actually think there's a small chance Taylor might stay. Stranger things than Ausman have happened.

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01 Jun 2017 17:11:46
Bermondsey would be delighted to be giving rubdowns to players with thigh injuries

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01 Jun 2017 17:35:38
George I have to agree. Do we know the details of the contract offer? as far as I've heard he hasn't rejected it out right

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01 Jun 2017 18:18:45
Will get to work right a way boss, just let me know what you need me to do.

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01 Jun 2017 18:43:53
I'd take Aussie. Reason being we then talk utter rubbish together 😜

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02 Jun 2017 00:06:25
If you look keep picking on me. I will do a george! i'm warning you. don't test me. And yes curahee.

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01 Jun 2017 12:11:54
Ok, my opinions on transfers this summer Sell silverstri and bring in Rudd as backup/ future replacement for Green. Loan out BPK until January. Keep wood and bring in a fast, pacey backup as plan B. Bring in Howson for 3M and loan out Phillips to a league 1 or champ side. Try sign Bartley permanently or bring in a new better CB to partner Jansson. Try bring in a new, experienced LB, Beradi did a good job but not a natural left.

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01 Jun 2017 14:04:08
Aren't we rumoured to be getting Brighton's keeper? is his name Stockdale?

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01 Jun 2017 14:39:35
Berahdi did fine as left back Green made 10 times more mistakes than berahdi. As did bartley.

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01 Jun 2017 18:22:45
Not far of my thoughts Elephant but Alf is right, take Stockdale over Ruddy. With yElephant on Berardi but regardless of whether he starts or is back up we need another LB Aus, that way we have cover for LB and RB and can send Denton and Coyle out on loan to get some first team experience.

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01 Jun 2017 10:12:15
Oh well looks like no PL next season, not a good appointment for me, I believe our club has no money to get a decent manager or add decent players that will not only get us up but also help us stay in the PL. also no buy back of our ground. I believe will may never again see this happen again we need someone with lots and lots of cash, and are new owners don't have it,

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01 Jun 2017 14:08:19
Definitely no PL next season - we didn't even get in the playoffs buddy.

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01 Jun 2017 14:40:53
Whiteman returns from 4 weeks holiday on the moon!

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02 Jun 2017 08:31:42
Ha ha ha!

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01 Jun 2017 09:42:14
Can i be the first to say sack karanka got to be his fault the official release is taking so long. Not happy.

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01 Jun 2017 14:09:52
The club are usually the ones who dictate when somethig is released to the press but in this case do we even know if an appointment has been made? I don't even know who is being interviewed for the post.

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01 Jun 2017 14:41:41
Still. Less of the facts alf
Sack him anyway.

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01 Jun 2017 15:26:31
Aussie. No you can't be the first

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