Leeds Banter Archive November 16 2016

16 Nov 2016 06:26:05
Gentlemen (and Cork) , Outsiders (and Wex) , Non-Funny posters (and MM, Hooks and Speedy) , placid civilized folk (and Martyn) , the clueless (and Notts, Bige and Gummie) , Liverlass and the Eds, this riddle is for you What do you get when you cross a well hard Swedish international central defender who can head bricks in two with the need for a bowel movement? First poster to get it right gets a prize from Berm.

16 Nov 2016 06:54:32
my guess is brick outhouse! what category am I in George?!

16 Nov 2016 07:10:53
Not quite degs.

16 Nov 2016 09:07:16
Would tell you but the thought of BW giving me a reward jas me crapping bricks.

16 Nov 2016 09:34:51
Is it a defender who gives the opposition the Sh**s when they realise he is about to tackle them?

16 Nov 2016 09:39:22
Jansonn's turtles head? MM.

16 Nov 2016 10:08:27
Errr George being a man of intellect. Pontus = God of Sea
Sea = Biggest toilet in the world 😂?

16 Nov 2016 11:36:27
Ponstipation.

16 Nov 2016 12:20:43
Class that first sentence is classic.

16 Nov 2016 12:54:08
Guys All of the contributions are excellent. One poster is close, very close, so close if he was any closer he'd have the right answer. As an aside point, I have known for the longest Leeds fans are very intelligent and these responses prove it. If no right answer by 6pm, I'll post it.

16 Nov 2016 13:27:50
By George I think I have it! A Pontus who scares the sh! $ out of you! :-)

16 Nov 2016 13:37:09
A FORKING BRICK SH! $ HOUSE!

16 Nov 2016 14:30:47
George. You are such a tease. I'm on tenterhooks now. What do I win 😃?

16 Nov 2016 14:55:35
Oh George it's not the oldest one in the book is it? Heard the story about the constipated (Greek, named Pontus ) Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil ✏️! I'll get my coat.

16 Nov 2016 15:20:45
None of you have the right answer just yet but close ain't the word. Speedy, are you enjoying yourself? Literally placing your whole body on the softest part of one of my favourite always cmtfu posters could be taking things too far. If you don't understand that it's just you told us you were on tender Hooks.

16 Nov 2016 19:12:20
It's like a S*n cryptic crossword clue. Swedish defender = Ponuts aka the pilot, if you pilot a road vehicle then you're a driver. Urge for bowel movement = need a poo, which comes out a poo hole and the slang for a poo hole is council gritter. Therefore the answer is a council gritter driver. Simples, where's my prize?

16 Nov 2016 19:32:26
Apologies for slight delay. Mrs I had an emergency. The answer to the riddle follows thusly All of you guessed correctly that for first word I was looking for Pontus. As far as the second word is concerned, Ali was closest but the word I wanted was "defecate" which as we all know means exactly what I said it means (bowel movement, taking an anagram of carp etc) . Accordingly, when you mix Pontus with defecate you get "PONTIFICATE". This word means to speak pompously or dogmatically which is something I do occasionally. I was impressed with your responses. I'm hoping Pontus stays injury free all season and makes the opposition attackers truly carp themselves. We can beat Liverpool and the Barcodes. Let's pontificate on that!

16 Nov 2016 20:01:11
George. Can you do me a favour. Next time you post a puzzle, can you do it on Facebook instead of on here. Ta.

16 Nov 2016 21:04:32
MI6 don't let me have Facebook Speedy.

16 Nov 2016 23:07:38
Probably best.

17 Nov 2016 06:26:00
Agreed Speedy. Hooks, you always make me laugh bro. You welcome to come out on the lash with me anytime. I think we've got to arrange an outing soon. There are cool people on here.

17 Nov 2016 17:56:15
Cheers George, I know.

18 Nov 2016 07:10:48
George, are you Ted Rogers in disguise? That teaser was very reminiscent of 3-2-1.

18 Nov 2016 13:06:05
Take that as compliment Notts. I used to love 3-2-1. Dusty Bin top class. Trust you enjoyed my compliment about you at the beginning.

20 Nov 2016 08:25:13
Love it George, although in my dictionary to pontificate means combining fornication and Pontus. A notion that many Leeds fans have considered as of late.