Leeds Banter Archive May 11 2016

11 May 2016 18:05:34
MM you like a gamble I have something of a feeling in the water. It could be madness but Steve Evans to be Leeds manager at 6/ 1 is a good bet because I'd think it should be more even money 6/ 1 is great value.

11 May 2016 19:05:55
think the football world and betting people know something we dont. I heard from my leyton oreint connnections about brian Mcd days before it come out so maybe someone has an inside track. I can't see SE here next season.

11 May 2016 19:17:46
Still have a gut feeling it's 50/ 50 only journalists claims and nothing coming from Massimo and if he's made up his mind why the board meeting I just don't think he's made his mind up yet. So 6/ 1 in my mind is great value.

11 May 2016 21:31:04
You have a good point Wex but I think he's a goner unfortunately. Would love you to be right though.

MM.

11 May 2016 22:31:29
Still think odds should 2 maybe 3/ 1 6/ 1 are nice odds for a tenner.

12 May 2016 10:22:17
BW who are your Leyton connections leaning towards as our new boss? I have a sneaking suspicion our new boss is going to come from one of the current play off contenders . Hence the delay in naming him . With such an important season coming up, I find it hard to believe a manager has not been approached .

12 May 2016 11:53:23
to be honest I have no idea they sold the club and are no longer there. It was work thing so don't really keep in touch any longer.

12 May 2016 13:48:52
although the board members have changed I still know few people quite high up and they think SE has a good chance of being their manager next season. again do they know something we do not?

12 May 2016 22:51:04
Heres's hoping they're right. The new names in the frame look promising.

11 May 2016 09:27:23
Two Leeds fans overheard talking

One says

We need a ginger headed Scotsman

We have one came the reply

No, one who can play in mid field

The one we have would probably be better than
what we have in midfield at the moment

Well suppose not too many would get past him
too easy anyway.

11 May 2016 05:30:06
I thought Berm might appreciate this video and the chance to learn something ;-) :

11 May 2016 12:32:03
thanks ed I need all the help I can get, I played last night and was hopelfess it was the worst I have played since I have been about 12.

{Ed001's Note - you probably need a lot more than that, but a miracle is beyond me sorry.}

11 May 2016 14:19:48
last night even devine intervention wasnt helping two went through my legs one through the hole in my chest even one backpass nearly went in. worst goalkeepping display since paul racrapka.

{Ed001's Note - from what I heard it was a pretty normal night for you....}

11 May 2016 14:22:32
Ed001
Please can you put a similar video up regarding the art of defending? You never know but there's a chance Bamba Wooton and Bellusci might read this site. They might learn something for next season.

{Ed001's Note - I will see if I can dig one up for you.}

11 May 2016 15:11:30
Ed001
While you're at it (the video searching) , may as well look for and post the art of good business acumen and corporate responsibility for Cellino's benefit.

{Ed001's Note - I very much doubt that would help at all! You are really reaching now.}

11 May 2016 16:20:27
You are right Ed001. Post a video on lobotomy then.

{Ed001's Note - Berm can talk you through the process if needed...}

11 May 2016 16:41:48
Ed001
Lol

Berm, your new mission is to use your experience in managing mental illness and give Cellino a brand new brain. Suggest use your former fiancé wex as nurse.

11 May 2016 17:58:27
George does your expertise not stretch to neurology.

11 May 2016 18:31:45
firstly I wasnt too bad back in the day, one cup win, two league wins (one undefeated) and two player of the season awards (one after my broken arm) makes me very proud however last night I was like an old lady or even worse paul racrapcaka

secondly I do not work on labotomies or brain replacements I work on PMA, so George every morning when you wake up and every night before you go to bed plus every time you make a negtivite post on here I want you to look in the mirror and shout in a cheesy American accent Turn that frown upsidedown five times, then after reward yourself with a scotch, some chocolate or five minutes of self loving time.

in no time you will turn from a miserable northerner to a all american over the top happy cheerleader type

trust me I am a doctor (or played one once in a play) you will love it.

{Ed001's Note - I had assumed that you were the receipient of a labotomy to be honest Berm....}

11 May 2016 19:07:21
no all people from South London are naturally this thick.

{Ed001's Note - ah yes, sorry I forgot you were actually from London and didn't just migrate there for work. Now it all makes sense.}

11 May 2016 19:58:17
Bermo

Thanks for advice. Might try that. Who knows I could become a new man and forget all about the time I was kidnapped and brutally tortured by a gang of international criminals.

11 May 2016 21:05:16
yes sadly born and raised in Bermondsey

and george you only have yourself to blame this is why I make sure I am overweight as fat people are harder to kidnap.