Leeds Banter Archive May 10 2016

 

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10 May 2016 23:40:05
Realistically who do we want as our next manager? I'd have Garry Monk or Steve Bruce.

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11 May 2016 01:44:58
Most Leeds fans can't stand Steve Bruce. I'm one of them.

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11 May 2016 08:42:41
Leeds for life - our manager will still be Cellino. So sadly I don't think it matters who replaces shrinking Steve.

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11 May 2016 11:22:15
No to Bruce. Yuk.

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11 May 2016 12:33:42
again two great shouts, ery happy with both. lots of people didn't like SE when he took over and look how he won them over, bruce is betetr than the fat man so he would win us over to. if SB took us back to prem he would go from villian to hero.

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10 May 2016 19:53:27
The other showers bus attacked at Upton park.

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10 May 2016 23:20:46
Was expecting to see van gal in bits . Gutted!

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10 May 2016 19:40:11
Just seen the Man U coach smashed up by the "happy hammers", reading the BBC live sports feed it is being treated in a very light hearted fashion, saying things like well er nice reception, down to emotion etc.

Just imagine if we have done something like that! Would be all over the news by now.

Will wait to see how much press it gets later so maybe I am pre-judging reaction, coach looks a bit sorry for itself, well if a coach can look sorry ha.

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10 May 2016 21:15:05
Smashed Up and Useless- MC could buy it to be our next Coach - replacing Stevie.

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10 May 2016 22:56:52
DG
When Londoners riot like that they're just high-spirited. If Leeds fans were to do something similar we'd be cast as vile animals.
Hardly any press attention will go to criticizing Hammer fans yet it would be 24/ 7 across the country if we did that.
Positive element of my post (I did promise Bermo) - they lost 3-2 probably no CL for them lol.

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10 May 2016 23:20:18
Agree, us Londoners get away with it unless millwall, but Leeds fans looked upon like wildlings like in game of thrones. Spurs players against Chelsea is another example of double standards. Shame as I really like West Ham and always thought left to my own devises they are the team I'd of followed, but they massively let themselves down tonight.

think they should be forced to play first five ten games behind closed doors in new stadium, but that will never happen. however can't help but feel we will be punished for tonight's yo bush behaviour.

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11 May 2016 01:34:19
Bermo
Think you're on the wrong banter site.

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10 May 2016 18:04:51
So now our board consist of Cellino & son. Cellino's friend in US and Cellino's friend in Italy +2 from GFH. GFH have no interest, so will not turn up to board meeting. This leaves Cellino a couple of yes men and his son. Why bother to have a board meeting just tell everyone what you have decided, they can agree and we can all stop guessing what is going to happen?

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10 May 2016 20:14:32
Hasn't cellino's son just left like today.

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10 May 2016 21:33:01
He has two sons. One tweeted #SS and has left. The other called a fan a "Spastic" and is still on the board.

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10 May 2016 22:58:04
Deda
I kinda like the way you post.

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10 May 2016 14:29:13
Ercole resigns from lufc board. Thanks for the memories, Cellino son! This is positive news!

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10 May 2016 15:41:47
What was his settlement

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10 May 2016 15:43:37
George Bermondsey has called off the big day. I have to say I like this positive new you and seeing as I have the suit and everything is booked I was wondering are you doing anything next weekend.

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10 May 2016 15:44:30
is it that hard that even when you say you will be positive your posts have to be tounge in cheek. you make the men in your photo look like jesus and mother tereasa.

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10 May 2016 16:24:06
Ercole is Elocre backwards. Just think about that. And Edoardo, Odraode. Complete Mind-phuq.

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10 May 2016 17:42:05
I'm sure we would all like to thank Ercole for all his tireless hard work and dedication. 😉.

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10 May 2016 18:20:33
Wex
I'm thinking you are a man so no. Beside Mrs Integrity is very hot.

Bermo
Tongue in cheek? That's what she said.

Ds
I'd rather wrap my mind (and tongue) around Cellino daughter. I'll leave you to fascinate over the sons.

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10 May 2016 19:21:03
Just thought we had chemistry George and I just thought George was short for Georgina.

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10 May 2016 21:09:01
well if the wedding is off and george has the daughter and ds has the son that leaves MC for me, let's all state the obvious I clearly am in love with the man.

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10 May 2016 21:23:13
You just can't help yourself Bermondsey flirting from one relationship to another.

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10 May 2016 13:29:13
I know this might divide opinions but Alan Smith has his coaching badges I think. What about bringing Smudge back.

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10 May 2016 15:11:31
NO, the wedding is off. no more talk about smith. He was leeds through and through and loved his attitude but he was not a very talented footballer, he was an average striker in very good team (he offered little but goals and didn't get many of them and goal record at man u and newcastle says it all) don't see how he can be a decent coach.

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10 May 2016 16:03:58
Knew you were on the rebound from speedy anyway I've moved on.

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10 May 2016 16:52:44
Don't be cancelling the wedding. I've bought a hat now!

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10 May 2016 17:26:04
brought the hat I have been thinking about the table plan. at my wedding (a year ago on Monday) we walked out of the chruch to marching on together and the tables where after my favorite players from my time as leeds fan
lukic sterland fercoulgh radebe batty speed mcalister strachan viduka yeboha wilkinson

now for our wedding I was wondering if we should include revie players or if you might like to change any of the table names (apart from lukic that is none-negotiable) . I was wondering what your thoughts are but obviously you can not include smith?

speedy what colour is the hat can't have you clashing with the mother of the bride?

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10 May 2016 17:31:02
Told you you would get hurt Wex. BW has still not got over his past loves, Lukic,Larry and especially Speedy. The wedding was just a smokescreen to make Speedy jealous.

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10 May 2016 17:47:08
Wex, you never know until you give someone a chance. He may end up the best coach ever.
There is no doubt he would die for the cause but to me he just doesn't come across as someone who would make a good coach.
Hope he proves me wrong because I loved him as a player.

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10 May 2016 19:10:11
Bermondsey is just not over you yet speedy that's why it wouldn't work but you should let him move on.

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10 May 2016 19:25:51
Purple of course . D'oh.

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10 May 2016 21:10:36
that would clash with my mums wrap over, this wedding was doomed from the off.

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10 May 2016 21:58:35
BW
Probably for the best. Just keep putting it about as usual I guess.

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10 May 2016 12:17:32
Writing a feature article for university on whether fans are being priced out of football.

If any of you have been priced out of football, or have some input on how fans with lower finances have been affected by moneys grasp on football, I would love to hear from you.

Cheers,

Pap.

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10 May 2016 11:58:51

Leeds fan and some time Cellino critique chains himself to elland rd gates in protest of not being able to be grumpy.

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10 May 2016 12:39:43
hey Aus! What about the other 6 dwarves what did they do?

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10 May 2016 17:52:01
Happy has not been seen at Elland Road for a while!

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10 May 2016 11:16:11
Cellini will have his ban doubled by the league for being cleared knowing them.

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10 May 2016 10:54:37
been thinking about the summer and euro coming up and then next season,

really happy as I think the prem shake up has been good for england squad and think we will at the very least win euro comfortably

then looking forward to next season I think it will be great new manager or not we have a great man at the head of our club in MC who I am sure everyone will agree with is one of the best chairman. no just man in general alive and confident wood will hit 40 goals and we will go up whoever our manager is. I just hope mc takes his time before chosing the next guy no need to rush.

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10 May 2016 11:09:11
Save me a few of those pills you are taking please.

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10 May 2016 11:40:30
just seeing if I can bate someone into a negitive post and loading the hook. in all honest I do think england will do well providing we don't play rooney, think we have great keeper decent fullback and midefield (think ali will be huge boost) the best collection of forwards in europe, it is the center halves that worry me.

and in all honest I think next season will be an improvment and maybe even a top 6 finish depending on who we get in (which could be said for all clubs at this point I guess)

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10 May 2016 14:50:52
Bermo
And Wooton will play so well in central defense it'll be like watching the ghost of Beckenbauer.

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10 May 2016 15:45:21
bit insulting don't you think george beckenbauer ain't fit to lace super wootens boots.

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10 May 2016 07:45:05
Thanks for the beautiful season Cellino, not!

Thanks for the promotion to the Premiership Cellino, not.

Thanks for buying back our ground Cellino, not!

Thanks for the refund of our season tickets next season, not!

So many broken promises, yes!

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10 May 2016 08:32:33
Thanks for sticking with us despite every man and his dog trying to get you out. Hopefully you'll now feel comfortable to run the club properly (and spend some money) without the fear of being kicked out. I have faith in you MC, even if some fans don't!

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10 May 2016 08:52:43
sorry the club was in more of a state than you could even begin to realise

sorry the playing sqaud you took over was bad

sorry gfh have dug their heels in and won't leave

sorry some fans have had a dig at you and your family in a personal and unforgivable way

sorry some fans have unrealistic ambitions and think you should of took us from a crubmling mess to top of championship in two years

sorry the press have a pop at this club and yourself every opportunity

sorry some fans then get behind these press stories

sorry the fa have brought charges against you which you have quashed so must of been rubbish

THANK YOU FOR SAVING THIS CLUB FROM RUIN, ADMINISTATION AND KEN BATES.

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10 May 2016 08:52:44
Agree SS. Or is that not allowed anymore?

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10 May 2016 09:57:39
Points well made, I know M C has failed to act on his promises in regard to the ground etc.
Things were far worst than any of us realised, I think anybody will agree under Bates we sold every decent player, E R AND TA.
It's very clear that things they after were still not as they should have been under GFH, whom I still believe are unfit as co-owners and believe they are the reason why M C has not brough back ER.
You only have to look at Blackpool and Bolton to know things actually could be worst.
To take ANY team to the prem these days is a tall order and when you look at the relegated sides with there manly prem squads how many have gone straight back up!
lets at least give M C another season and then judge him .

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10 May 2016 12:02:17
You're allowed to agree with me on this occasion Ausman, but please don't make a habit of it otherwise you'll fail the 'Fit and Proper ans test' and be banned from this site.

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10 May 2016 07:23:41
So according to club Captain Bamba where not faraway and need one or two players, well sorry Sol but we need around 5-6 and your one of them that needs replacing.

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10 May 2016 08:46:04
😂 Gelderd I was thinking the very same thing fella! He can take the arrogant Italian with him as well!

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10 May 2016 09:59:43
He has been hit and miss I would sign Wheater and another championship experienced c/ b.

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10 May 2016 00:29:05
I shall bow to peer pressure and be happy for 24 hours in light of Cellooney acquittal. I promise to post positively for a day.

Besides I've always thought the FL were a bunch of the male equivalent of Countesses once you lose the first vowel.

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10 May 2016 08:52:13
Struggling George. Positive post anytime you like mate?
Unusually quite from you!
Not that I mind.

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10 May 2016 08:53:33
yay George at this rate you might be invited to the wedding of the year.

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10 May 2016 10:49:19
if your happy and you know make it post. if your happy and you know it make a post

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your not posting anymore. your not posting anymore

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you only post when your moaning post when your moaning

sorry george but really couldn't resist I am sorry and fully expect you to dig back as it is fully deserved.

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10 May 2016 00:20:50
As I say every year. Now is planning stage for next season. We are not a top team so need lots of planning
If we are to keep fat controller then he needs a short recup holiday
If we are getting a new coach then they have prob been out of work so don't need a holiday and should get to work straight away. Evaluating what we got and who we need.

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10 May 2016 08:22:37
Agree.

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09 May 2016 23:49:33
Roberto di matteo anyone? Italian, champions league winner, point to prove since shalke, connections to quality players, and the most challenging job for him since his CL success. Getting Leeds back to the Premier league 😂 😎.

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10 May 2016 08:56:03
not bad shout but not sure, hard league so he might struggle and I know he won champs league but not sure about his record outside of that (which I know is a bit of a silly thing to say) I think in order

pearson, flores (if sacked and not better offer) , sheridan, should be top three on list.

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10 May 2016 10:05:59
Why Sheridan? He has less experience than Evans.

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10 May 2016 10:43:46
Why not Sheridan? he's managed around 10 years in leagues 1 and 2. Enough experience i'd say.

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10 May 2016 10:50:42
he does have less experience but I think he shows real promise and has done good things. I am not against evans but he has done a few things for me that would make me hope for better and think sheridan might fit the bill, this said anyone disagreeing with this I fully understand and can see where that point of view is coming from.

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10 May 2016 11:08:19
Not going over old ground cork but this was what I was saying yesterday about giving someone a chance and not writing them off before they even get here.

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10 May 2016 11:41:35
yes wex but was you aware of what sheridan did as a player? I am not even sure who he played for or what he did.

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10 May 2016 12:24:49
He played for Ireland but wasn't Irish. Played for Leeds but wasn't from Leeds 👫 just getting the invites printed.

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10 May 2016 14:34:03
He was Irish Wex but born in Manchester. Chose to play for Ireland and did so from a young age. A bit like McCarthy and mcgeady. can't remember writing anyone off either Wex. I agree with your posts yesterday but amused with the banter with George!

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10 May 2016 15:12:53
Well I'm sold Cork! Phil Brown has done ok in League 2, plenty of experience, why not give him a go?

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10 May 2016 15:12:55
he was just about before my time. so does this make me your toy boy?

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10 May 2016 15:46:57
phill brown another great shout. this is my thinking I am not against SE just more pro other managers who I think would take this job.

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10 May 2016 16:02:15
Cork for what its worth I don't think Sheridan would be a bad shout I'm still hoping against hope big Steve stays.

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