Leeds Banter Archive June 10 2017

10 Jun 2017 21:22:20
My avatars back!thanks ed

{Ed033's Note - The anti F.A. lot had to give it back.

11 Jun 2017 12:04:53
Curahee - are you Ex US airborne or is it a BOB thing? Just curious 🤔

11 Jun 2017 15:44:39
Alas no peacock, just an incredibly passionate and knowledgable re-enactor.

11 Jun 2017 16:17:45
Thanks for taking that SJW remark off this post ed. i think that was rather unfair!

{Ed033's Note - yes.

10 Jun 2017 21:27:07
So we are all in agreement right? if we do sign Griffiths from Celtic he takes free kicks.

10 Jun 2017 22:09:13
Think we actually will?

10 Jun 2017 22:30:09
Don't think we'll stand a chance of signing him now. There'll be lower prem teams sniffing around him.

10 Jun 2017 23:37:37
Depends on a few things but if Celtic keep Dembele I think a £4m bid would do it. The thing in our favour is that he struggled in the Champ last time round (though a bit younger) so Prem clubs might be less willing to take the risk, think other top end champ teams will take a punt though so could be about putting a package together and going aggressive in pursuit, get it over the line before others can get in (price could go up a goodly bit if we end up in a bidding war) .

11 Jun 2017 08:47:33
agree scoring for celtic and against england doesn't make him a prem striker in fact at the moment scoring agsinst england don't even make him a professional striker

10 Jun 2017 18:56:36
3 dogs in waiting room at the vets 2 terriers and an German shepherd, 1 terrier says to the other why are you here, terrier says I was at home and the kid was annoying me so I snapped at him, and what you doing here asked the terrier, I'm going to be put down replied the first terrier what you here for, so the second terrier says I keep shitting all over the house can't help it, so I think they are having me put down as well, so both terriers say to German shepherd what you here for. German shepherd says, well my owner is 20 year old glamour model and the other day she was bent over cleaning and I couldn't resist so I chanced my arm, terriers replied and your getting put down too. German shepherd says no I'm getting my nails clipped

10 Jun 2017 19:13:29
Much better wex. Your previous joke was unintelligible.

10 Jun 2017 21:49:50
I used to be in to beastiality until some pig squealed on me.

MM

10 Jun 2017 21:58:56
I'm not being condescending but I've got far more important things to think about, you wouldn't understand!

11 Jun 2017 09:51:44
MM. I thought you were into bestiality, sado machism and necrophilia.You've been flogging a dead horse matey !

11 Jun 2017 10:59:23
Speedy, best joke on here for weeks 👍

11 Jun 2017 12:37:36
I did put something up about necrophilia Speedy but it didn't get through. MM

10 Jun 2017 11:52:24
2 dogs out walking one dog says to the other, when your having sex do you use a condom? The other dog replys "durex" the first dog says I asked first.

10 Jun 2017 12:45:49
Blimey Wex that ones really "Ruff"

10 Jun 2017 14:52:55
Wex. That's really as bad as they come. Had to read it 3 times before I even got it. Wish I hadn't bothered

10 Jun 2017 21:24:52
Bloody hell wex, that's a tail and a half