19 Apr 2018 18:15:57
Question for Lucas, I’m your two bets a year man and the grand national picks are names me Nan likes. But seems a certainty that McBurnie will score against us on Saturday so how do I best invest my £5 wager?

{Ed001's Note - I can help you here, if you invest it in my bank account, I will guarantee you a return of 0% for life! You can't say fairer than that...}

1.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 19:09:36
Do you want a partner ed 😁

{Ed001's Note - I am always open to investment offers.}

2.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 19:28:01
Dear Co92. Thanks for your question, it's a very interesting one and certainly one I will advise upon. My prediction for Saturday is a 3-2 loss for the not so mighty whites. The Leeds scorers will be Roofe and Alioski. I totally agree with you, McBurnie getting at least one for the southerners. Barnsley to win 3-2 and Oli McB to score anytime is 45/1 on my investment consultants website, bills hills. I do hopes this answers your questions satisfactorily and I'd highly recommend putting more than a lady godiva on it, you could try to stretch to your car or maybe even your house. Good luck and best regards, Lucas.

3.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 20:08:56
Hi Ed, I think martyn is asking you out on a date 💙

{Ed001's Note - so long as he pays I am easy mate. In fact even if he doesn't pay. I think Berm and Grip have destroyed any self-respect I once had!}

4.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 20:11:52
Lucas what can I say, I am at this very moment evaluating everything I own including my signed Carl Shutt shirt ( really) Mrs Class is playing up as usual about no such thing as a cast iron investment then blow me down along comes Ed001 and with Martyn as security I cannot fail ! Wish I had more but realising all assets (damn you Carl Shutt why didn’t you score more! ) I’m up to £1,33.97 It’s a huge decision so I need to be sure who I go with here, Lucas proven track record and ED001 backed by Martyn . phone a friend time me thinks . Anybody got Mr Orta’s mobile number ?

{Ed001's Note - that Carl Shutt shirt must be priceless, I doubt anyone else will have kept one, even his mother....}

5.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 21:08:43
Carl Shutt signed shirt eh, probably worth more to a Stuttgart fan 😂. I can advise his phone number. It may seem a bit strange but if you put it into an old style phone with the alphabet those clever enough will soon realise it’ll become unforgettable. 05822747463.

6.) 19 Apr 2018
19 Apr 2018 22:19:05
There are a large number of turf accountants on your local high street that are more than happy to take your hard earned cash. Beware though - they have 3 paying in windows and only 1 paying out window for a reason.

7.) 20 Apr 2018
20 Apr 2018 01:18:45
Ours is going to have 4 paying in Windows and 0 paying out Windows Alf. We will be millionaires by this time next year 😉

8.) 20 Apr 2018
20 Apr 2018 08:02:33
Heckingbottom has had more wins than Lucas this year